MOST DISTURBING TOY OF THE MORNING SO FAR

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Comments

[Siouxie]

OMG

That's just wrong.

[Meanie the Blue]

And, er, what if I don't?..... *shudder*

[queensbee]

not only disturbing, sick!! is there a serial killer HOF? this type of thing belongs with that. ewwwww.

[crossgirl]

idly wonders if there's back hair too.

[braniff]

Someone has too much time on their hands. And a sick mind.

[Bãrön vønKlýff]

Yes, Braniff, but that's beside the point. Most of us here fit that description, but it still does not explain the shave-able baby.

[snif]

Do the Japanese feel there's a need to shave all babies, or just babies with red hair?

[Clay]

Great Scott!

[lurker]

With every purchase, you also receive a lifetime membership on numerous sex offenders lists!

But wait, there's more...

This cries out to be called "Shave-Wow!"

[ron]

Unless I get further instructions I think I'll pass on this.

[nursecindy]

Does the hair grow back or is it good for just one shave? Just curious. This is the kind of toy that would give your kids nightmares.

[Siouxie]

Remember that doll that had a pony tail and you'd pull on it and it would grow (the hair, not the doll) and then you'd twist the hair back in?

What, exactly, was the point of that?? The novelty wore off after a few tries.

My point is...after you shave this monstrosity of a doll once, what then?

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Are these made like Barbie and Ken are here in the States?

"That's one heck of a shaving accident Kiddo."

[Wes S.]

This is the kind of toy that gives me nightmares.

Cartoon cheerleader b0ndage pr0n and shavable baby dolls. WTF is it with the Japanese?

[O the U(manity)]

ICK ATTACK! ICK ATTACK!!!

[Margaritaville]

"For the child who shows a completely disturbed temperament from a very early age. And some adults."

[crossgirl]

Remember that doll that had a pony tail and you'd pull on it and it would grow (the hair, not the doll) and then you'd twist the hair back in?

i do, i do!!!! krissie and velvet, was it?

[NotSoShyJan]

I would vote this the most disturbing toy of the year.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Like the candy cigarettes from the other day, this could lead to very bad things.

[deblemint]

Here's a photo of the nightmarish rear view:

http://alicethedroog.newgrounds.com/news/post/192334

[Olo Baggins of Bywater]

There is an explanation.

But phooey.

[Christine]

ACK! It's even more disturbing from the back

[KDF]

Remember that doll that had a pony tail and you'd pull on it and it would grow (the hair, not the doll) and then you'd twist the hair back in?

Siouxie and cg, I had one of those dolls, too. I believe I chopped her hair off.

I also had a "Blythe" doll. When you pulled the string on the back of her head, her eye color would change. My favorite thing to do with her was to pull the string just enough so that the eyeballs got caught between two colors... say half a brown eye on top, half a blue eye on the bottom. It made her look a lot like the kid at my school who used to roll her eyes back into her head at recess.

I'm not sure what my style of doll play says about me, but I'm thinking the psychological breakdown probably falls somewhere outside of the range of "normal." :)

Anybody wanna come over?

[Meanie the Blue]

I don't think they allow hot links, but this is apropos for such a toy:

http://frogstar.com/mp3files/ShavingCream.mp3

[Clark Kent]

On first glance I thought it said "You can SAVE the baby" but after looking at the baby I couldn't imagine why you would even try...

But then I realized it was SHAVE the baby and I threw up in my mouth a little.

[Meanie the Blue]

Thanks, Olo. So, it's art, which is making a Statement. That makes me ill relieved.

[Annie Where-but-here]

KDF - Stephen King called. He wants to write your biography. ;)

(LTNS, BTW!)

[Guin]

Ewwwwwww.

[cowhand214]

This seems to be the sort of toy that, when purchased, requires you to register with the state police and knock on all your neighbors' doors to let them know you've moved in.

[Kibby F5™]

This is SO appropriate for preparing children for later life ...NOT!!!

[gfunksizzle]

Why are its ankles hairy?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Maybe it's Cuban. ;p

[Siouxie]

HEYYYYYYYYYYYY!

*checks ankles*

HEYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[Annie Where-but-here]

hee hee :)

[Ralph]

Mattel imitated it -- sort of: http://cgi.ebay.com/_W0QQitemZ120369775096

[Siouxie]

*Holding out for the "You can wax the baby" doll*

[Annie Where-but-here]

*Holding out for the "You can wax your ex" voodoo doll*

[NotSoShyJan]

*snork* at Annie.

[Diva]

Hey, I once gave crossgirl an "ex-boyfriend" candle so she could melt all her troubles away....

[Diva]

Ralph - I do NOT want to know where that doll has more hair to shave.

[Roller Gramma]

Remember that doll that had a pony tail and you'd pull on it and it would grow (the hair, not the doll) and then you'd twist the hair back in?

I had one...I think Tressa was her name.
My sister is 13 years older than me. When she started beauty school I decided to be like her and gave a doll a haircut. Of course I did not use any of my dolls. I used the only doll she had kept from her childhood. Don't think she has gotten over it yet.

[Siouxie]

OK..back to the doll. cg, you're right...it's...

Chrissy.

[Mot The Hoople]

There are some questions that need answers.

Does it come with a suitable Schick or Gillette or are the kids encouraged to use Mom's or *shudder* Dad's?

What happens when you've shaved the hair, do you just throw it away or do you keep it as a normal everyday doll, albeit with stubble in strange places?

Do they come with different hair colouring?

Does the hair grow back again in some weird way? Maybe the body is filled with fibre and squeezing the doll makes new hair appear.

[Siouxie]

ok...where did everybody go?

[Siouxie]

*cue theme from Twilight Zone*

I see no other posts.

[Meanie the Blue]

Happening to me too, on both PC and BlogBerry. But it seems to be back now.

I think the Bot must have P.... er, nevermind.

[Cat R]

Beautiful Crissy was my favorite doll as a child. I blogged about her recently.

[Telecomdropout]

Ruh roh. Typepad just used my real name.
Judi, can you delete my real name comments from here ???? That's really scary.

[Cat R]

Beautiful Crissy was my favorite doll as a child. I blogged about her recently.

(If this posts twice, sorry.)

[Annie Where-but-here]

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this is one weird day on the blog.

[judi]

I don't know which posts are yours. Send me an email, please!

[Telecomdropout]

Thank you, Judi !
I tried to send you an email but it failed. Twice. Maybe it's all the wind where I am, but this has been a really odd day on the internets.
Where is algore ???

[BA]

Just need a little bleach

[Kathybear]

This is one very strange post - besides the link. The comments page ghoes to page two???WTF?

[Bargain Toys]

hahah i got a feeling its a china toy. looks like austin powers just that the hair is on another place!

[x-ray fluorescence]

Hi,
Lead creating more problems in the toys which are made in china.Its good to keep away from them.....