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January 28, 2009

MAY I APPROACH THE BENCH, YOUR HONOR?

No.

(Thanks to Stevie)

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Lawyers will quit for any little reason.

i think it's doody day on the blog!! mailing feces! throwing feces!

that model in the backless dress is ready.

MAY I APROACH THE BENCH, YOUR HONOR?

Throws "p" at Dave.

The prosecutor said the defendant hit a man with a rock in a sock as the victim came out of his home to investigate a commotion on Oct. 17, 2007.

"Rock In a Sock" WBAGNFARB.

Everybody shits on lawyers until they need one.

For the record, "rock in a sock" has already been done by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Judge: That last incident will be wiped from the record.

Clerk: Got any bleach?

Just for the record, that prosecutor was not me.

Although for the first time in my life, I kind of wish it had been, just so I could have witnessed it first-hand.

cl

So what's the problem here?

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