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January 15, 2009


NICHOLASVILLE, Ky. -- police said a man showed a gun and tried to rob a bank, but he wasn't in one.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Some people live in a Woody Allen movie.


Excellent line, Annie. :D


Listen, SIR, for the last time, this is the Water Department! I will NOT give you money. You pay US money -- right over there, in THAT LINE. Do NOT mess with me. I am ten minutes late for my break at this *#&%@& government job, and you are on. My. Last. Nerve.

Cat, you've got the civil servant thing down!

*Starts filling out Form SNORK-1099*

His bank is now a water department and his home is now a jail.

They said there would be change this year.

Pay my bill then!

Henry Paulson would do well to remember that excuse next time some financial institution comes to Treasury demanding cash.

Take the Water and Run.

a$$hat. bozo. go directly to jail...

"(sigh)Guess it's back to being a pyromaniac for me. Now to find a swimming pool to burn down!"

in the corners of my mind,
Misty water-colored memories
of when this
used to be
a bank

He was just having a little problem with his cash flow.

It's okay. It was only a water gun.

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