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January 08, 2009

HE SHOULD ALSO CONSIDER SKIING

Officers with the Covington Police Department arrested a nude man looking for a fight Sunday at the Wal-Mart on Industrial Boulevard. According to the incident report, Jeffrey Pickett said he wanted to be a mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter and was looking for someone to battle.

(Thanks to DavCat)

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Should we assume that alcohol was involved?

I think that that is almost always a good assumption, Siouxie.

Tae Kwan D'oh!

Went to Wal-Mart looking for a fight? In which aisle?

"Moron clean-up on aisle 3"

Pickett said he wanted to practice his tap outs

Gotta be a Larry Craig joke in there somewhere.

When ah gits naked,I don't want to fight.Ah wants to wrassle..Ah wants to wrassle wit naked girls.

*tosses baby oil over to ron*

Here ya go. Enjoy ;-P

I hate when that happens.

He needed to be there on Black Friday. Then he'd have had his choice of willing combatants.

♪ Nobody would kung-fu fight him
Those cops were fast as lightning
In fact while the handcuffs were tightning
They saw his shorts un-whitening ♫

he knew he could find someone to fight with if he were nude.

I, uh, don't see the incentive here, but perhaps I'm the exception.

i think maybe his first mistake was removing the tinfoil hat.

Yeah. If I saw a naked guy in a Walmart parking lot the first thing I would want to do is help him with his karate.

"It was a million to one shot..."

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