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- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Posted by: queensbee | January 29, 2009 at 09:14 AM
*SNORK* @ "tongue in cheek posting"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2009 at 09:15 AM
Was it a low flow toilet? Because that would explain the "accident".
Posted by: wiredog | January 29, 2009 at 09:31 AM
Guys really DO get attached to their terlets, huh?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2009 at 09:45 AM
Somewhere today I read that Monty Python had the best funeral song.I wonder if they'll sing it for the deceased?
Posted by: ron | January 29, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Can they get Dave to deliver the euology?
( ... "close contact with the public ..." ? ? ? I don't THINK so, Tim ... I wouldn't touch one of those things with a 10-foot Blagojevich ... )
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 29, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Well...it's traditional to play "Taps" when you flush the deceased family goldfish down the toilet.
So what do you play when you have to flush an entire toilet...?
Posted by: Wes S. | January 29, 2009 at 11:21 AM
Since it was killed in action, taking a bullet for a patron, there might be a kazoo salute.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 29, 2009 at 12:09 PM
They're going to have a 21-goldfish salute.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2009 at 12:17 PM
In lieu of flowers, donations may be made to the town dump.
Posted by: braniff | January 29, 2009 at 12:30 PM
Accident my A$$!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 29, 2009 at 01:22 PM
braniff - in LOO of flowers,...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2009 at 03:20 PM
Ok, it says there are twelve comments here. I remember some of them, but I don't see any. I think I even made one of them, but they're all gone.
Are we playing a bizarre game of 'skip to my loo?'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2009 at 03:48 PM
OMG, the comment I just made isn't even there. The bot is flushing them!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2009 at 03:49 PM