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Posted by: Siouxie | January 28, 2009 at 12:06 PM
pollies? do he mean balls? yoikes. cant understand strine.
Posted by: queensbee | January 28, 2009 at 12:09 PM
Well why did you think they called it Queensland?
Posted by: KJP | January 28, 2009 at 12:11 PM
After a headline like that, why was the 'news' part of the article only in the last sentence? Shoddy reporting, I blame thee.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | January 28, 2009 at 12:12 PM
"See, and then the raccoon just..."
Posted by: Margaritaville | January 28, 2009 at 12:19 PM
well if it's like america he was probably checking to see if it was still there because when he saw the politicians it looked like his tallywhacker was wearing a suit and walking on two legs so he had to check because you know politicians are d1ck heads sometimes i give myself a squeeze during the state of the union address for the same reason sort of wondering how did mr winky get on t.v.?
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 28, 2009 at 12:22 PM
He seems pretty cocksure of himself.
Posted by: Old Coot | January 28, 2009 at 12:23 PM
"Say 'hello' to my leetle fren', mate."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 28, 2009 at 12:45 PM
Fortitude Valley indeed.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 28, 2009 at 12:48 PM
Was it this guy? . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | January 28, 2009 at 12:53 PM
I guess I won't be makimg any Australian political comments during cold weather.
The snow is just starting.We are promised a substantial amount before it's over.Sometime tomorrow.
Posted by: ron | January 28, 2009 at 01:11 PM
Don't they have penises in Sydney's swanky eastern suburbs also?
Posted by: Frederic | January 28, 2009 at 01:24 PM
Maybe that's what 'swanky' means in Aussie. He was just "swankin'."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 28, 2009 at 01:42 PM
queensbee: "pollies" means "politicians" - they use nicknames and abbreviations for nearly everything here - Janice (American living in Australia for the past three years)
Posted by: JaniceG | January 28, 2009 at 02:13 PM
I think Aussies like to periodically remind us of their roots as a prison colony for con men and hookers. This guy appears to be the result of a successful cross breeding.
Posted by: padraig | January 28, 2009 at 02:45 PM
*snorks* at marg and mud!
Posted by: Cat R | January 28, 2009 at 03:38 PM
LOL, Margaritaville! HA!
Posted by: Moon | January 28, 2009 at 04:46 PM
He shows his pole to the pols
Posted by: name | January 28, 2009 at 05:40 PM
He shows his pole to the pols
Posted by: name | January 28, 2009 at 05:40 PM
In the States the "pollies" kiss babies....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 28, 2009 at 10:48 PM