WHY THIS BLOG SUPPORTS MANDATORY FEDERAL KISSING TRAINING
Key Alarming Medical Diagnosis: "The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear."
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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December 08, 2008
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Back in the days of yore (not your) when I was single and, you know, looking for company, I encountered as sort of kissers: hard suckers, gum lickers, tongue biters, lip biters, tonsil swabbers and the occasional mouth breather (mouth breathers made my cheeks puff in and out). But ear damage? I'm thinking she engaged in a modified form of kissing, IYKWIM.
Posted by: random thunking | December 08, 2008 at 10:02 AM
Sounds a lot like the time I told my Mom that the bruise on my neck was from hitting it with a cabinet door and was not a hickey.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 08, 2008 at 10:12 AM
The adventures of Hoover Huang.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 08, 2008 at 10:19 AM
if anyone needs me i'll be consulting the optometrist about these stars i see after a cj smooch.
Posted by: crossgirl | December 08, 2008 at 10:19 AM
That is some serious face sucking.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 08, 2008 at 10:25 AM
uh...ear sucking
Posted by: Siouxie | December 08, 2008 at 10:49 AM
Do NOT let this man nibble on your ear!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 08, 2008 at 10:58 AM
cross
eyedgirl, that good, huh?;)
Posted by: Cat R | December 08, 2008 at 11:00 AM
Now that's hot!
Got his number?
Posted by: Paris Hilton | December 08, 2008 at 11:07 AM
At my geezerette hearing aid consultation last week, I admitted that I could pinpoint the onset of tinnitus in my left ear to some enthusiastic earlobe action back in the 80's.
The audiologist laughed and said, "That's not the first time I've heard that one."
See, young people? These are the kinds of stories you can share around the Scrabble table in your old age.
(But remember to share LOUD...)
Posted by: Ehhh? WHAT??? | December 08, 2008 at 12:47 PM
Alas, my current tinnitus cannot be ascribed to any such recent activity.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | December 08, 2008 at 01:47 PM
Clearly I'm not doing this right. Do I leave girls breathless? Yes...
Heart fluttering? Yes...
Deaf?! No...
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 08, 2008 at 01:53 PM
What I can't believe is that this has only generated twelve comments...
Posted by: cspencef | December 08, 2008 at 03:14 PM
You and me both Richard....Sigh....
Posted by: Kathybear | December 08, 2008 at 03:41 PM
(((((crossgirl)))))
Girl, you deserve every star. :)
Posted by: Diva | December 08, 2008 at 05:25 PM
They wouldn't have had this problem if they'd simply worn helmets.
Posted by: I am not Marc | December 10, 2008 at 08:35 AM