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Policeman Pennywise?
Posted by: Mike Marsh | December 30, 2008 at 12:49 PM
the unknown po-leeceman!
Posted by: queensbee | December 30, 2008 at 12:57 PM
And then they blame protesters for "frightening away tourists"??
Posted by: KJP | December 30, 2008 at 01:27 PM
When Thai-ish fuzz are smiling,
Best beware the Taser's sting.
In the lilt of Thai-ish laughter
You can hear the jail door swing.
When Thai-ish cops are happy,
All the cuffs seem tight, so pray.
And when Thai-ish eyes are smiling,
Sure, they'll tow your car away.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 30, 2008 at 01:47 PM
Who watches "The Watchmen"?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 30, 2008 at 01:57 PM
Good one Meanie.
It's getting so you can't tell the cops from the robbers anymore.
Posted by: NotSherly | December 30, 2008 at 02:03 PM
"When I was in the United States, their highway police seemed to be more fierce than Thai police. I was scared of them."
They make fierceness sound like a bad thing.
Posted by: Erb's Point | December 30, 2008 at 02:10 PM
So they are planning to lift the spirits of motorist by scaring their children?
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 30, 2008 at 02:38 PM
Who was that masked man?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 30, 2008 at 03:01 PM
Well, the country's courts and king recently decided that Thais can't have democracy, but at least they have this small consolation.
Posted by: OSweet | December 30, 2008 at 03:19 PM
I always heard "Smile. It makes people wonder what you have been up to."
Posted by: Buford | December 30, 2008 at 04:37 PM
an armed clown on a motorcycle? pennywise meets the village people?
Posted by: mudstuffin | December 30, 2008 at 04:47 PM
I don't think CHIPS would have been as popular if Eric Estrada had worn this mask. Can you imagine asking an American Highway Patrolman to wear something like this???
Posted by: nursecindy | December 30, 2008 at 05:06 PM
They will have to cut a donut hole in the front of that thing.
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 30, 2008 at 06:15 PM
Here in sunny southern arizona, where we (and the motorcycle cops) can ride 350+ days a year, the law states that "... motorcycle cops will frown and/or look mean & mad AT ALL TIMES." There is NO exception to this law for any reason, including while wearing masks, or looking at cute puppies.
Posted by: azred | December 30, 2008 at 06:53 PM
"Hello, I'm Officer Joker. Let me put a smile on that face..."
Posted by: Wes S. | December 30, 2008 at 09:36 PM
azred - they try that out here in LA, too. I stare at them until they smile. Tee-hee.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 30, 2008 at 10:10 PM
Yuk. Too 'Bangkokwork Orange.'
Posted by: SW | December 31, 2008 at 12:53 AM
snork @ wes...
really.
Posted by: judi | December 31, 2008 at 12:54 AM
Ok, since nobody has said it:
"Why so serious?"
"Let's put a smile on that face!"
Posted by: peterpan | December 31, 2008 at 01:33 PM
Oops. Sorry Wes.
Posted by: peterpan | December 31, 2008 at 01:35 PM