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December 27, 2008

THIS PROBABLY ISN'T NEARLY AS INTERESTING, TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH

Ganglbauer gets his clobber off on Little Congwong.

Posted by judi on December 27, 2008 at 10:43 PM | Permalink

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Dave? Are all of your blue shirts dirty?

Posted by: diverdowndoc | December 27, 2008 at 10:46 PM

I did that once and was told that while it was okay it was something I should do in private.

Posted by: ScottMGS | December 28, 2008 at 12:07 AM

Whose Clongwong you callin' little, eh???

Posted by: GanglBangler | December 28, 2008 at 12:20 AM

Rookies - if you're gonna have a nudie beach, don't name it 'Little Congwong.' Call it 'Big Honkin' Cong Wong' or 'Camp Wannahangabiggin'' or something like that.

And for goodness sake, the name 'Gerald' just screams pansy. A 'Gerald' is someone who calls his mother when he has a hangnail. Go with 'Dirk' or 'John' or 'Bruce.'

...it's located behind bushland, so nobody can access it accidentally.
Hmmmm...it's your story, honey -tell it like you want to.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 28, 2008 at 12:30 AM

You mean like this, Annie?

Posted by: ScottMGS | December 28, 2008 at 12:51 AM

What a bunch of whimps. I have asked crossgirl to marry me, (ducks) twice, (winces).

The rest of you are also rans (winces, again).

Whimps. I have her right where I want her. (ump! ouch! dang!!)

Posted by: CJrun | December 28, 2008 at 12:54 AM

Wait, CJ. "Also rans?" Does that mean you're considering asking *us* to marry you if cg turns you down or that cg is considering us?

Posted by: ScottMGS | December 28, 2008 at 01:14 AM

Gerald took 'is clobber off
and threw it oer 'is shoulder.
But then 'e hid 'is Congwong
behind a little boulder.

Posted by: ron | December 28, 2008 at 02:51 AM

There once was a man from Randwick
Who didn't want sand on his d*ck
Inspector Brad Hodder
Warned "Stay out of the water
Or you might get your dangly bits bit."

Posted by: SW | December 28, 2008 at 03:23 AM

*tee hee, twitter*

Posted by: Punkin | December 28, 2008 at 08:00 AM

Didn't take Judi long to get to the nekkid men, huh?

Posted by: nannie | December 28, 2008 at 08:16 AM

1. Dave leaves on holiday
2. Judi brings on the naked men
3.

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 28, 2008 at 08:39 AM

Didn't I send another Little Congwong story in a couple of weeks ago? Hard to forget that name. I must say, for a small corner of Australia (at least 'small' in population total), the Northern Territories sure gets in the news a lot.

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 28, 2008 at 08:41 AM

Found it! It was December 11 but Dave rejected it. It was not the Northern Territories but Sydney: Sydney's Lord Mayor Clover backs nudie bathing in Sydney.

Obviously Dave did not think it worthy of posting. I should have waited until the ~~naked man supporter~~ more enlightened judi was in charge!

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 28, 2008 at 08:49 AM

Congwong condoms....
I see a maketing bonanza...

Posted by: Jazzzz | December 28, 2008 at 09:35 AM

Tie your congwong down sport!
Tie your congwong down!
Don't go floppin' around, sport,
Tie your congwong down!

Posted by: Margaritaville | December 28, 2008 at 10:20 AM

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted by: Jazzzz | December 28, 2008 at 11:21 AM

hey judi, great story but let's get on to the pix of good looking naked men. whenever you're ready.

Posted by: nora | December 28, 2008 at 11:31 AM

YAY naked men!!

uh...next time, judi?? can we get someone with a bigger Congwong?

WHUT?

Posted by: Siouxie | December 28, 2008 at 11:34 AM

*Appreciative smiles to ron, sw, and m'ville*

Posted by: NotSherly | December 28, 2008 at 11:45 AM

Sxi's gonna need a bigger Congwong.

Posted by: SW | December 28, 2008 at 11:46 AM

judi deserves better than these wee pommie ganglbauers.

Happy New Year, judi!

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 28, 2008 at 12:20 PM

lying on a beach near Sydney
gettin' tan from toes to kidneys
i met a nude bather, name of ganglbauer
he talked my ear off, for 'bout an hour!

he said: "don't you hate the sand down under?
goin' starkers leaves no room for wonder
my sheila said the congwongs really stunned her!
you're better off dropping your cover!

Posted by: insomniac | December 28, 2008 at 01:01 PM

Annie, can I get me some of that congwong?? The latter linkage, of course.

Posted by: Siouxie | December 28, 2008 at 01:08 PM

*vegemite snork* @ insom-at-work!

Posted by: Siouxie | December 28, 2008 at 01:12 PM

King Kong Wong.

Posted by: Clown Puppy | December 28, 2008 at 01:34 PM

*aussie snork* @ insom.

Siouxie, eventually we reach the point where it's not enough that they're hot. They also have to be useful. I love your Studs 'n Spurs calendar, but they're just standing there lookin' hot. Would it kill them to pick up a broom?

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 28, 2008 at 01:47 PM

here you go annie!

Posted by: crossgirl | December 28, 2008 at 02:22 PM

Now if I could just get somebody who looks like that to clean my house...I'd sit around and watch.

Posted by: daisymae | December 28, 2008 at 02:32 PM

Dave, look what's happened to your blog!
WooHoo!
Nice touch Judi.

Posted by: NotSherly | December 28, 2008 at 02:58 PM

Thanks, cg. Check out my 'happy new year judi' link above. He does windows....and many other things.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 28, 2008 at 03:02 PM

My doppelganger once had to clamber through a big field of cow dung. Does that count?

Posted by: SW | December 28, 2008 at 04:05 PM

The Dong of Congwong