THIS IS AMUSING NOW, BUT EVENTUALLY HE'LL RECEIVE A FEDERAL BAILOUT
McDonald's Robbery Suspect Gets Laughed At
Cashier Didn't Realize Man Was Trying To Rob Store
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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December 18, 2008
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Would you like frie....what?
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 18, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Judge: I'd normally give you three years for this, but I'm going to SuperSize it.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 18, 2008 at 10:21 AM
The officers across the street were probably at a donut shop.
When I worked at a Stop and Rob, a kid tried to rob me. For reasons that I declined to explain on the taped call to the 911 line, the perp ended up peeing his pants.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 18, 2008 at 10:28 AM
"Give me all your money now!!!"
"Are you threatening us with a gun?"
"No,a box cutter, but I know how to use it!!!"
"O.k. that's one Felony meal, with grievous bodily injury. Pull up to the next window, please..."
Posted by: insomniac | December 18, 2008 at 11:04 AM
"...special orders don't upset us..."
I sense a False Advertising lawsuit.
Here's a still from the store's video camera.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | December 18, 2008 at 01:30 PM
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!
Sorry. Flashback to my senior year in high school. Those were the days when five months of slinging burgers could finance a senior trip to Hawaii.
Posted by: Cat R | December 18, 2008 at 01:30 PM
TDPC, that's Burger King. At Mickey D's, you got it exactly the same way, every time, and YOU LIKED IT!
Posted by: Cat R | December 18, 2008 at 01:32 PM