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December 18, 2008


McDonald's Robbery Suspect Gets Laughed At
Cashier Didn't Realize Man Was Trying To Rob Store

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Would you like frie....what?


Judge: I'd normally give you three years for this, but I'm going to SuperSize it.

The officers across the street were probably at a donut shop.

When I worked at a Stop and Rob, a kid tried to rob me. For reasons that I declined to explain on the taped call to the 911 line, the perp ended up peeing his pants.

"Give me all your money now!!!"

"Are you threatening us with a gun?"

"No,a box cutter, but I know how to use it!!!"

"O.k. that's one Felony meal, with grievous bodily injury. Pull up to the next window, please..."

"...special orders don't upset us..."
I sense a False Advertising lawsuit.

Here's a still from the store's video camera.

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!

Sorry. Flashback to my senior year in high school. Those were the days when five months of slinging burgers could finance a senior trip to Hawaii.

TDPC, that's Burger King. At Mickey D's, you got it exactly the same way, every time, and YOU LIKED IT!

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