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December 22, 2008


Driver banned for having world's most untidy car


(Thanks to Siouxie)


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Um, let me explain. You see, the way garage sales are supposed to work is ......

I have to admit, it makes my husband's car look a LOT better by comparison. Um . . . OK, and mine too.

On the other hand, it tells me we definitely need to clean our cars out again soon!

Looks like a college student on her way home for the holidays.

Dag nabbit Mable! Have you been eating in the car again?

Siouxie, was that you?

(Insert former roommate joke here.)

I'm not so sure there is a record here. Has anyone checked Gene Weingarten's car recently?

Hoe did a picture of my wife's car get in the paper?

I mean "How"


Jeff, no. My car is red ;-)

Braniff?? you callin' your wife a hoe??? I'm telling!

It's just the new GM line of washing machines.

"Untidy" is far too PC. This woman is a slob. And judging from the clothes in the car, she dresses worse than Jeff.

Yay, Siouxie finally got posted!

Siouxie, umm, uh, I guess I'm in a Christmas mood. You know: Hoe Hoe Hoe!

"The driver - who has not been named by police -..."

Of course she wasn't, silly. She was named by her parents, just like you and me.

Um, SW, her parents had nothing to do with naming me.

You'd be surprised by what people call you behind your back, aw.

I'm just wondering how the hell she was even able to DRIVE.

I found Waldo!

she probably has kids. boys to be precise.

The poor lady was only trying to get to The Good Will Store.

I wondered what happened to the cat.

cg, my daughter's room looks like that. Luckily, she doesn't have a car yet.

Um..is that her under the seatbelt, dressed in pink?

siouxie, my room isn't too far off.

I'll bet there's a Christmas Tree Air Freshener hanging from the mirrior...

Siouxie, the red & white striped thingy - are those your candygram granny panties?

Negatory, Annie. I'm wearing those. We're having our Christmas luncheon today. I dressed up for it.

Warning - objects in mirror may be clotheser that they appear.

Wonder what the inside of her house looks like? Or is this also her house?

Don't be ridiculous, nursecindy. She lives in the glove compartment.

"The driver - who has not been named by police - has been banned from taking the car on the road again until it has passed a tidiness test."

"Tidiness test"?!? Talk about creeping fascism!

My flight instructor used to drive around in a car like this. It always baffled me and I wondered if she kept her planes in similar condition as she was licensed to fly acrobatic maneuvers.

Annie, I would have guessed the trunk.

Warning - objects in mirror may be clotheser that they appear.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 11:14 AM on December 22, 2008

brilliant!!! well, except for that 't' where an 'n' should go, but i'm much too polite to point that out.


Good thing she was in Germany. If the Swiss Neat Police had caught her, she'd have been hanged.

...'thaN' they appear. Some guys sneeze during sex. I typo during jokes.

Looks like my car when I was in college, but it was all fast food wrappers and beer cans.

*makes New Year's resolution to clean out car*


SW, that was a 'way homer' for me. i couldn't wait to get back in this morning so i could say i finally get it!

"Kids,for the last time, pick up this disgusting back seat! I want you to put all of your things away where they belong, under the seat cushions. There is no room in here for the Christmas tree until you do! I'm going to the trunk to get the decorations.

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