PRIMATE ADVISORY
In China, the monkeys are fighting back, and in London the gorillas are emitting flatulence at the Code Red level.
This has been your Primate Advisory.
(Thanks to Siouxie and Don Westblade)
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2) Only two post tagged to ?
1) OK, so if you get beaten by your monkey, that means you are the one being cruel to animals?
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 19, 2008 at 09:44 AM
Animal owners, beware. If evolution is right, it all starts with the monkey.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 19, 2008 at 09:46 AM
"Silverback Flatus" WBAG... no, it wouldn't.
Posted by: padraig | December 19, 2008 at 09:58 AM
Was there a big, black, rectangular monolith nearby?...
Posted by: Also Sprach Allen at Division | December 19, 2008 at 10:35 AM
I guess this is like beating the monkey - only different.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 19, 2008 at 10:57 AM
Monkey spanks man. Film at eleven.
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 19, 2008 at 11:02 AM
My God! It's full of Brussels sprouts .....
Posted by: Thus Spake Meanie | December 19, 2008 at 11:12 AM
Brussels Sprouts + Gorillas = Bad Situation
This wasn't predictable?
Posted by: NotSherly | December 19, 2008 at 11:18 AM
I'm waiting for slyeyes (motto: Brussels Sprouts are Evil) to comment.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 19, 2008 at 11:45 AM
Good for the monkeys. The a$$hat trainer didn't even sound surprised that they hated him.
Our German shepherd likes to munch on frozen Brussels sprouts. Yes, it causes farting, but pretty much everything does, with him.
Posted by: Cat R | December 19, 2008 at 01:20 PM
At least they're not lighting them.
That would be a code crimson.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 19, 2008 at 04:54 PM
Three cheers for the monkeys! Too bad there's no video.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | December 19, 2008 at 05:08 PM
Funny, the same thing happens to me when I eat Brussel Sprouts.
Posted by: rebekah | December 19, 2008 at 09:44 PM