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December 22, 2008

POSING A POTENTIALLY SERIOUS THREAT TO eHARMONY

'Sex chip' being developed by scientists

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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*Accelerates plan for development of sex guacamole*

I got nuthin', soooo, Happy !

At least the boffins are doing something worthwhile for a change!

*adds sex beer to Meanie's sex guacamole list*

We scientists are always keeping our reputations up with the hard questions...

"Not tonight, dear, I have a glitch."

*adds the sex salsa to the mix*

Bet you can't eat just one.

It's being developed by British scientists.


Good luck with that.

Laura Scudder, that dainty miss, is the horniest b*tch in the wo-orld...

"When the technology is improved, we can use deep brain stimulation in many new areas. It will be more subtle, with more control over the power so you may be able to turn the chip on and off when needed."

If this gets developed, you guys are going to end up watching a great deal more football.

So this article proves once and for all that a woman is turned on in her brain first, so guys are probably still fresh out of luck.

I dunno. I still see my advances being met with resistance.

..help people suffering from anhedonia, an inability to experience pleasure from such activities
As long as they don't come up with one that makes us enjoy spending longer hours at work!

I see all kinds of problems with hardware-software compatibility issues

There must be some really tasteless fish and chips joke here, but I won't go there.

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