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Posted by: Punkin | December 23, 2008 at 09:01 AM
"Isopods": Microsoft's hip response to the Ipod.
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 23, 2008 at 09:03 AM
These frightening creatures may look like enormous woodlice, but are actually ancient Isopods that live deep under the waves.
*makes note - don't go swimming, EVER*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 23, 2008 at 09:18 AM
Why didn't they blow up (NTTAWWT!!!!!) from the pressure difference of 6000-foot deep water to 0-foot deep water?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | December 23, 2008 at 09:20 AM
TDPC - Because THEY CAN'T BE KILLED!!!!!!!!!!!
*shreeeeeek!!!!*
Posted by: Punkin | December 23, 2008 at 09:34 AM
Wet hessian and newspaper is not nearly enough to hold them!!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | December 23, 2008 at 09:43 AM
We're gonna need bigger wood.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 23, 2008 at 10:15 AM
The creatures are crustaceans related to... crabs.
Yeah, you might want to see a doctor if one of those guys turns up in your undies.
Posted by: lurker | December 23, 2008 at 10:24 AM
I'd have to see a shrink if one of those guys turns up in my undies.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | December 23, 2008 at 10:27 AM
DPC, usually things like that are transported in pressurized tanks, but I suspect these were just kept moist and nearly frozen, so they just went into torpor. Or garlic butter.
Posted by: CJrun | December 23, 2008 at 10:29 AM
"The spooky one foot long Giant Isopods live up to 6,000ft down"
That's not NEARLY far enough. Dig them a trench.
Posted by: padraig | December 23, 2008 at 10:37 AM
Hey Clown, you find one of those in your shorts you'll handle the shrinking all by yourself. I personally could execute a full retraction.
Posted by: padraig | December 23, 2008 at 10:40 AM
get 'em to roll up and then surprise your bowling league!
Posted by: crossgirl | December 23, 2008 at 10:48 AM
Here ya go, Siouxie. I assume this will be 'bigger' enough.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | December 23, 2008 at 11:04 AM
Thanks, Baron but I have my own wood.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 23, 2008 at 11:35 AM
Wet Hessian? Is that what you get when you dip a Frankfurter in water?
Posted by: Jeff Matthews | December 23, 2008 at 12:34 PM
The creatures are crustaceans related to the shrimp and crabs.
I'm torn. Should I prepare cocktail sauce or drawn butter?
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | December 23, 2008 at 12:53 PM
Hmmm, I guess that person works at Paris Hilton's laundromat.
Posted by: Merri Lee | December 23, 2008 at 01:17 PM
Anyone have the cajones to click the "Enlarge" button?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 23, 2008 at 01:53 PM
Pssssst...Layzee?? it's cOjones and I did ;-P
Cheryl, looks like a freaky lobster to me...so butter would be my choice.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 23, 2008 at 02:01 PM
Lo siento, Siouxie.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 23, 2008 at 02:25 PM
Bathynonomous Giganteous
are what you don't want to find after you drain the tub.
Posted by: NotSherly | December 23, 2008 at 03:05 PM
Note to Pinnochio: wash hair frequently.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 23, 2008 at 05:04 PM
Bathynonomous giganteus wbafnfa ... um ... nevermind ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | December 23, 2008 at 05:18 PM
Looks like a monster water cockroach. 'Course I may be wrong. I don't get to come South often enough to get that familiar with cockroaches.
Posted by: somedude | December 23, 2008 at 10:09 PM