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December 23, 2008
IF YOUR TREE STAYS UP FOR MORE THAN FOUR HOURS, SEE YOUR DOCTOR
Erectile aid found to enhance spruce tree roots
(Thanks to DavCat)
FUN GAL
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Allen at Division)
CREEPING FASCISM IN ALASKA
First they came for Snowzilla.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and collins69)
CHUCK E. CHEESE UPDATE
The fun never ends!
(Thanks to Layzeeboy)
CULINARY NOTE FROM THE MIDWEST
Ankeny, Iowa, is seasoning its roads with garlic salt.
(Thanks to Steve "The Amazing Steve™" Pietrowicz)
December 22, 2008
CHRISTMASTIME PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER
We have faith that you can create an even more hideous festive holiday sweater than our pitiful attempt:
INEXPLICABLE JAPANESE GAME SHOW OF THE DAY
We'd like to try this with Congresspersons.
(Thanks to Justin Barber)
GESUNDHEIT
(Thanks to DavCat, Siouxie and Ralph)
SHE IS OF COURSE WELCOME TO DRIVE IT IN FLORIDA
POSING A POTENTIALLY SERIOUS THREAT TO eHARMONY
'Sex chip' being developed by scientists
(Thanks to Siouxie)
AND THE SO-CALLED 'DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY' DOES NOTHING
The National Potato Latke Eating Contest was won by a Canadian.
(Thanks to Siouxie and Jeff Meyerson)
WOOF, DUDE
THEY ARE UP TO SOMETHING
(Thanks to Siouxie)
TRAGICALLY, IT'S SOLD OUT
(Thanks to Annie Going-to-hell)
ATTENTION, HOLIDAY SPORTS FANS
CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE
Not only are they arresting snowball-throwing hitchhikers and busking bagpipers, but they are also strip-searching clowns.
Key Quote: Dave Vaughan, 60, who was due to perform for sick children as PC Konk,
also had his plastic handcuffs confiscated at Birmingham International
Airport.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Siouxie and Ralph)
December 21, 2008
ADVISORY TO HOTEL GUESTS
(Thanks to Ralph)
SHEEP: STUPIDER THAN ASPARAGUS?
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using pigeon poop.
(Thanks to Ralph)
WHAT, NO PEANUTS?
INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
Man allegedly beats another man for urinating on his leg
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
NO JURY WILL CONVICT THEM
Mice suspected in deadly cat fire
(Thanks to everybody on Earth)
GIVE IT UP
...for Shirtless Hoon and the Motorized Beer Crate.
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
December 19, 2008
BECAUSE HUMANITY NEEDS TO KNOW, THAT'S WHY
What happens when you put a lighter in a blender.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
OK, WE'RE NOT SAYING SOCCER IS NOT MANLY
We're just saying, watch this.
(Thanks to RussellMc)
HO HO HO
HOW TOUGH IS THE FLORIDA REAL-ESTATE MARKET?
(Thanks to RussellMc and Jeff Meyerson)
WE'RE GOING TO GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE AND SPECULATE THAT THE TENANT IS SINGLE
69 rabbits discovered in 1-bedroom apartment
(Thanks to RussellMc)
SOCIAL NOTE FROM JACKSONVILLE
Man accused of Listerine-fueled bender in Wal-Mart bathroom
(Thanks to DavCat)
GET THE NOBEL PRIZE READY
(Thanks to Dr. Doug)
PRIMATE ADVISORY
In China, the monkeys are fighting back, and in London the gorillas are emitting flatulence at the Code Red level.
This has been your Primate Advisory.
(Thanks to Siouxie and Don Westblade)
THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, WHY NOT GET DAD
...something really special?
(Thanks to Bruce Webster)
WHEN IT WAS ALL OVER, THEY VOTED TO BAIL OUT GENERAL MOTORS
South Korean legislators in heated debate.
(Thanks to many people)
UM... SO THEN WHY WAS HE, YOU KNOW, FLYING THE PLANE?
Cassandra Grant explained: "Twenty minutes outside Paris, the captain said, 'Unfortunately I'm not qualified to land the plane in Paris.
"'They are asking for a level two qualification and I only have a level five. We'll have to fly back.'"
(Thanks to Siouxie and Steve "The Amazing Steve"™ Pietrowicz)
SOCCER VIOLENCE
(Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
COUPLE OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Phil Snyder)
YES
(Thanks to ScottMGS and Peter Metrinko)
WHICH IS WHY THEY CALL IT CRACK
Teen tried to smuggle heroin taped to butt
(Thanks to Ralph Kirshner)
WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO TELL THIS BLOG THAT THERE IS NO SERIOUS SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY GOING ON ANY MORE
This blog begs to differ.
(Thanks to Colleen Kelleher)
December 18, 2008
WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT GETTING DOWN AS WELL AS GETTING FUNKY
You are talking about The Southern Food Super Broker Shuffle Crew.
(Thanks to Justin Barber)
WHILE YOU'RE WAITING FOR YOUR FEDERAL BAILOUT
Might as well be productive.
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
SOUTH FLORIDA WILDLIFE ADVISORY
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
We just hope this is not one of the nuclear crocodiles.
(Thanks to Bruce Webster)
MAKES US WONDER WHAT THEY'D HAVE GOTTEN FOR GEORGE HARRISON'S VOMIT
A tissue containing Scarlett Johansson's snot is for sale on eBay.
(Thanks to John Harris)
A LOT OF GUYS HAVE BEEN USING IT FOR YEARS
(Thanks to Danny)
THIS IS AMUSING NOW, BUT EVENTUALLY HE'LL RECEIVE A FEDERAL BAILOUT
McDonald's Robbery Suspect Gets Laughed At
Cashier Didn't Realize Man Was Trying To Rob Store
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IN A REAL RIOT
(Thanks to Eyal Philippsborn)
DUDE
(Thanks to Danny)