NAKED MEN IN THE NEWS
Key quote, disturbingly repeated in every news story: That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.
(Thanks to DavCat, queensbee, Cathy Seidenberg, Jeff Meyerson, Larry Martell, and probably a few others.)
On behalf of men everywhere,
OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: ArcticAl | December 31, 2008 at 12:05 PM
Not that I would ever do anything like that...
Posted by: ArcticAl | December 31, 2008 at 12:06 PM
May I be first to say: Freakin' ouch!
Posted by: Jollymon | December 31, 2008 at 12:09 PM
WTG, granny!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 31, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Git 'em, granny. Too bad you didn't have a fart silencer with you. He'd be whistlin' Dicksie all the way home.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 31, 2008 at 12:26 PM
private indecency
WTFBBQ, I'm in a lot of trouble.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 31, 2008 at 12:28 PM
OOOOOoooooooh, Annie, Annie, Annie ... y'all never let up, do ya?
I like that in a person ... especially them whut frequent this blog ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | December 31, 2008 at 12:28 PM
yeah i hope his cellmate gives him a squeeze or two also.
Posted by: mudstuffin | December 31, 2008 at 12:33 PM
Granny Grip of Steel
Posted by: Cat R | December 31, 2008 at 12:49 PM
He didn't know she used to work for the vise squad.
Posted by: Cat R | December 31, 2008 at 12:50 PM
he was easy to find. They just looked for a naked guy with an ice bag on his groin.
Posted by: Braniff | December 31, 2008 at 12:50 PM
*snork* @ Cat! Think she'll testi
clefy?Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 31, 2008 at 01:05 PM
Annie, he should be glad he didn't testiclefry.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 31, 2008 at 01:30 PM
That really took some balls.
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 31, 2008 at 01:57 PM
The code enforcement officer later cited the man for exposed wiring.
Posted by: BoscoH | December 31, 2008 at 01:59 PM
you go granny.
Posted by: queensbee | December 31, 2008 at 03:40 PM
The naked man's name is Michael Dick....IANMTU
Posted by: Jan Croz | December 31, 2008 at 04:50 PM
Yep, Jan, the man of the hour: Michael Dick, living up (or is that down?) to his name.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 31, 2008 at 06:44 PM
As they say in the Army Special Forces, "Once you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow"
Posted by: Davec | December 31, 2008 at 07:13 PM
Lazeeboy -my thoughts exactly... never even heard of "private indecency"...we could all be in big trouble.
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