MAKES US WONDER WHAT THEY'D HAVE GOTTEN FOR GEORGE HARRISON'S VOMIT
A tissue containing Scarlett Johansson's snot is for sale on eBay.
(Thanks to John Harris)
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I, personally, would prefer the vomit. No offense to Scarlett and her snot.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 18, 2008 at 03:17 PM
uh, ewww.
and how do you bloody get pre-approved? what the he!! does that mean?
you have to call somewhere first to find out if you can buy a tissue full of snot? WTF.
and, uh, ewww.
Posted by: queensbee | December 18, 2008 at 03:32 PM
Get 'em while they're snot... .
Posted by: jon | December 18, 2008 at 03:58 PM
The Mother of All Booger Jokes (MOABJ? Um, perhap snot)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 18, 2008 at 05:30 PM
Hello, eveweebody! I'm Dr. Nick, and I'm here today to announce the opening of Dr. Nick's Tissue Bank. All samples are 100% guaranteed! And if you're not happy, call us. We will be more than happy to tell you to stick this up your nose.
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riveria | December 18, 2008 at 06:34 PM
If my nose was running money...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egCeIwjIuZM
Posted by: Clown Puppy | December 18, 2008 at 07:19 PM
Ummmmm, how much, ummm, DNA might one expect to find on such an item? And how long do clones take to grow, anyway? Just formulatin' my bidding strategy.....
Posted by: padraig | December 18, 2008 at 07:21 PM