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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Mommy, can I keep him??
Posted by: Siouxie | December 29, 2008 at 02:21 PM
oh and THANK YOU JUDI!!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 29, 2008 at 02:23 PM
*el truco de hato*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 29, 2008 at 02:23 PM
The first "Related Link" answers any questions you may have about this calendar...
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 29, 2008 at 02:28 PM
Siouxie! No! Don't touch! You don't know where it's been.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 29, 2008 at 02:29 PM
If they cook too, I'm buying!
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 29, 2008 at 02:30 PM
cleaning's good and all, but can he fix stuff? mow? entertain small children?
Posted by: crossgirl | December 29, 2008 at 02:31 PM
*WAVES @ Hammie!!!*
awww man. but but...look at those
muscles, pecs, arms, lips...puppy eyes.cg, I'm good with just the scrubbing.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 29, 2008 at 02:40 PM
*waves @ Hammie!!*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 29, 2008 at 02:41 PM
Was he the Cowboy (No offense, Wyo...) or the Indian in The Village People?
But I bet he makes Christmas fudge.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 29, 2008 at 02:41 PM
I wuz a bit intrigued by the "Homer & Moe Talking Beer Opener" ... does Dave know about this item?
(Scroll down on the "related" link ... )
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | December 29, 2008 at 02:41 PM
oh and YAY! Annie's hunk got posted!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 29, 2008 at 02:44 PM
*Waves @ Annie!!! (and thank you!)*
*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 29, 2008 at 02:50 PM
He's using a paper towel on the mahogany. Somehow I don't care. Talk about 'polishing toe good wood.'
This is the best part of Dave's vacation. Watching certain guys work.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 29, 2008 at 02:54 PM
*grabs 'toe'. Throws up 'the.'* Is it warm in here or is it just Siouxie?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 29, 2008 at 02:55 PM
The thnak-you was for umm, err, for the girl in the French-maid costume. Carry on.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 29, 2008 at 02:55 PM
I most certainly agree, Annie.
Off to shop. Cuz I'm still on vacay!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 29, 2008 at 02:58 PM
*flaps apron @ gals, turns his back and drums on his butt-cheeks*
Posted by: CJrun | December 29, 2008 at 03:01 PM
pssst, Annie just grabber her "toe", IYKWIM
Posted by: random thunking | December 29, 2008 at 03:10 PM
adds take dog to vet to list of demands.
Posted by: crossgirl | December 29, 2008 at 03:28 PM
Um, for the record, WARNING on any link Siouxie and I put up on this post, ok?
Buy, Siouxie!
Bye-byeBuy-buy!Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 29, 2008 at 03:31 PM
On the flipside, let's not forget about girls who know how to use their power tools.
Posted by: SW | December 29, 2008 at 04:23 PM
Pirateboy, that was hilarious, but again, what have you been googling?
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 29, 2008 at 04:26 PM
I am happy to say I watched the video of the girls using their power tools.I am very happy to say that.
Posted by: ron | December 29, 2008 at 04:55 PM
Yes but does he have a good sense of humor? I remember a Dave Barry article several years ago where he said women never ask that so I'm proving him wrong. Although, to be honest if he cleans and looks that good.......
Posted by: nursecindy | December 29, 2008 at 04:56 PM
nursecindy - he's gorgeous and he's pretending to clean. That's enough proof of a sense of humor for me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 29, 2008 at 06:10 PM
*comes back to thread to ogle at the help*
*drool*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 29, 2008 at 08:46 PM
YAHOO!!!! god bless judi :)
Posted by: nora | December 29, 2008 at 09:52 PM
Yippee!
Posted by: daisymae | December 29, 2008 at 10:31 PM
Ohh...Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrolando?? you missed a spot....
Posted by: Siouxie | December 29, 2008 at 11:30 PM
YUMMO. thanks Judi!
Posted by: queensbee | December 30, 2008 at 09:11 AM
..i keep wanting to turn the page and see if one comes in blonde
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*G*
Posted by: just droolin' | December 30, 2008 at 07:09 PM