IF YOUR TREE STAYS UP FOR MORE THAN FOUR HOURS, SEE YOUR DOCTOR
Erectile aid found to enhance spruce tree roots
(Thanks to DavCat)
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December 23, 2008
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I just want to say that at $16 a pill--or so I've heard--that is going to be one expensive fertilizer solution!
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 23, 2008 at 08:57 AM
The Mythbusters busted using sildenafil citrate as the best tree... enhancement. Will tadalafil or vardenafil work any better? Someone get Kari on the phone.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | December 23, 2008 at 09:16 AM
Ummm...Don't need pills if Kari is around!
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 23, 2008 at 09:21 AM
Is that a cone in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: Mae West | December 23, 2008 at 09:26 AM
Still too scaly to be of any practical use . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | December 23, 2008 at 09:48 AM
Spruce up your penis!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 23, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Soon we'll all be getting spam with "Enhance your tree size!" in the subject line.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | December 23, 2008 at 11:11 AM
YAY! I can post this again! Nice wood.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 23, 2008 at 11:37 AM
So it works on many different types of wood?
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 23, 2008 at 11:45 AM
How many candy canes can you hang on it?
Siouxie, your "My Pictures" folder scares me.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 23, 2008 at 01:40 PM
Thanks, Layzee. I think ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | December 23, 2008 at 02:02 PM
I tried this stuff and all it did was make my boughs swell up.
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 23, 2008 at 07:39 PM