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Man Arrested After Flashing Gang Signs on Santa's Lap
(Thanks to Mollenkamp)
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Man Arrested After Flashing Gang Signs on Santa's Lap
(Thanks to Mollenkamp)
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I wonder if he asked Santa for a Red Ryder BB Gun.
Posted by: Braniff | December 24, 2008 at 12:23 PM
What's the problem?! The dude's full on head-to-toe red, yo! Ol' Nick be a blood, fo sho.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | December 24, 2008 at 12:23 PM
It's bad enough he got caught, but the dude BOUGHT a Santa photo keychain!
Posted by: Mike | December 24, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Santa has some serious liability problems to start off.
Warning: Barry Manilow was not harmed in the production of the audio segment.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 24, 2008 at 12:28 PM
Santa: What do you want for Christmas, young man?
Dude: A K'nex set, Santa. One that makes cool shapes, like this one. See?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 24, 2008 at 12:39 PM
Guess he asked Santa for a jail sentence?
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 24, 2008 at 04:04 PM
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Santa was later killed in a drive-by.
It's hard out there for a pimp. (My fave Oscar song, ever) Even harder for a crack-ho on Christmas Eve.
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | December 24, 2008 at 04:19 PM
"That's straight-up trippin', yo. Kringle had us pimp out his sleigh and then he was frontin' on the Benjamins. I'll bust a cap in some elf ass he don't come up with the roll!"
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 24, 2008 at 05:20 PM