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December 25, 2008

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Even if you've seen this already, it's a holiday tradition to post it. Best wishes from the stealth side of the blog.

Posted by judi on December 25, 2008 at 10:05 AM in videos | Permalink

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I'm confused but still touched. :-) Christmas and New Year and Hanukkah and general holiday blessings to all!

Posted by: Renee (the First) | December 25, 2008 at 10:11 AM

Oh, Judi....you posted the HTML into the text itself. Heh. Not that I haven't done that, oh, a dozen or so times myself. ..bruce..

Posted by: bfwebster | December 25, 2008 at 10:15 AM

merry christmas, judi!!!

Posted by: crossgirl | December 25, 2008 at 10:26 AM

I saw that and it's very cute! Happy Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to everyone!

Posted by: Margaritaville | December 25, 2008 at 10:27 AM

Ho Ho Ho!

Merry Happy Chanukwanzmas!

*dives into giant punch bowl of nog*

Posted by: Punkin | December 25, 2008 at 10:45 AM

Slinks in®

Love and joy come to you. And to you, your wassail too. Or boxed wine, as it may be.

Off to make the kugelis...

Linksmų Kalėdų ir laimingų Naujųjų Metų!

(Yes, I am faking it. But isn't that what the interwebs are for? My grandma would be so proud.)

Slinks out®

Posted by: Cat R, your resident Lithuanian | December 25, 2008 at 11:02 AM

Just thought everyone would like to know we had a blessed event at the Detroit Zoo. We're all so proud...

(and no, it wasn't a virgin birth...)

/ OT

Posted by: Steve Haller | December 25, 2008 at 11:04 AM

Merry Christmas, judi!!!! *smooooooch*

Posted by: Siouxie | December 25, 2008 at 11:17 AM

Merry Christmas, judi! Love this video. A blog klassic.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 25, 2008 at 11:54 AM

*SMOOCHES* to all!

(Jeff, get your tongue out of my mouth!)

Very cute aardvark you got there, Steve.

(NEVER expected to use THAT sentence on Christmas Day!)

Posted by: Punkin | December 25, 2008 at 11:58 AM

Hi, judi ... wishin' y'all muchlies of happinessocityism ... tnx fer bein' here, and keepin' Dave's nose to the touchstone ... gallstone ... whutever ...

Posted by: OtheU(manity) | December 25, 2008 at 12:25 PM

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | December 25, 2008 at 12:45 PM

The aardvaarklet reminds me of the old expression "A face only a mother could love."

Posted by: pogo | December 25, 2008 at 12:54 PM

My Christmas just got even merrier, thanks to judi's post.

Now, what Scrooge has you working on Christmas Day, I wonder....

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 25, 2008 at 01:36 PM

It's a classic, judi. We saw Bill Pinkney and some of the original Drifters do it on an oldies show on TV just before Pinkney died this last year.

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 25, 2008 at 03:16 PM

Judi - thanks for putting up with us. You deserve a raise, and a bottle of Valium the size of a basketball.

And we all know that the Lakers will beat Boston today, right? Of course right!

Posted by: Pirateboy | December 25, 2008 at 03:25 PM

That aardvark IS Detroit.

Yes, the Lakers will trounce the Celtics into tiny bits of spite & whining.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 25, 2008 at 03:44 PM

have yourself a Barry bloglit Christmas
keep the bot away
hope it sleeps till Automated Robot Day!

have yourself a Barry bloglit Christmas
with every word Dave writes
May his year be free of delays and
connecting flights!

Here we are on the internets
once invented by Al Gore
Reading things so mysterious, hardly serious
,we *snork*

Annie told me Siouxie looks good in leather
we should employ our time somehow
Burn a Bokken, scare a squirrel, explode a cow!
And have yourself a Barry bloglit Christmas
now!

Posted by: insomniac | December 25, 2008 at 03:58 PM

. . . and a Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight."

Posted by: Dr. Doug | December 25, 2008 at 04:07 PM

Hey, I sent this in!!!
just kidding, judi. Since it's a holiday, feel free to fire me.

*snork* @ insom. Have YOURself a very Barry Christmas, too!

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 25, 2008 at 04:35 PM

Christmas *snork* @ insom!

Thanks, judi! Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without that video.

Just in case y'all missed my previous post,

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!!

Posted by: Just Ducky | December 25, 2008 at 04:40 PM

A Merry Christmas *snork* @ insom. I'm touched. And honored. And this leather thong is KILLING ME!!

*SMACKS* Annie! No eggnog for you!

Off again...

Feliz Navidad

Posted by: Siouxie | December 25, 2008 at 04:49 PM

Yule laugh!
Yule cry!
Yule snork @ Insom!
Two eggnogs up!

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 25, 2008 at 06:11 PM

I heard she sold a new thong,
I heard it was on sale.

And so I came to see one,
And maybe try it on...

And there she stood, this shop girl
A stranger grabbed my thighs..

Bruising my skin with the leather,
Tearing my skin with the straps.

Killing me softly with her thong,
Killing me softly,
With her thong.

I felt all flushed and tied up,
Embarrassed by this show.
I hoped that she would finish,
But hen she just said no.

And she just kept on tugging,
Adjusting snaps and buckles.
Killing me softly with her thong,
Killing me softly,
With her thong....

Posted by: PirateBoy | December 25, 2008 at 06:11 PM

Sorry, Siouxie, but I felt that was more appropriate than "Thongs from a Summer Night" or "Thing Sung Blue".

Merry Christmas, ye Bloggers!

Posted by: PirateBoy | December 25, 2008 at 06:13 PM

(Shoots spellchecker, again)

"Thong Sung Blue", honest. That's what I typed!!!

Posted by: PiraeteBoy | December 25, 2008 at 06:15 PM

more Christmas silliness

unless someone has already posted that then ...

nevermind

Posted by: rickh | December 25, 2008 at 06:23 PM

Offspring of The Avenging Aardvark?Have a Happy,Merry,Wonderful Christmas,or whatever.

Posted by: ron | December 25, 2008 at 06:28 PM

Felice Navidad

Posted by: Ednausean | December 25, 2008 at 08:02 PM

Blessed Christmas to all!

Posted by: Brian | December 25, 2008 at 10:01 PM

For ms.judi ;-P

Looks like she's been a ~~naughty~~ good girl.

Posted by: Siouxie | December 25, 2008 at 10:45 PM

oh and PB?? I loved your thong ;-)

Posted by: Siouxie | December 25, 2008 at 10:51 PM

Steps for enjoying Chicagoland weather:

1) Note that it's -1 on Christmas Day in the morning.
2) Note freezing rain advisory for 12:00-9:00 Fri AM.
3) Note there is none.
4) Note a flash flood watch Friday night thru Saturday.
5) Note there's an entire country several hundred
miles north of here and it's really big.
6) Fix a hot toddy and wish everyone Joy.

Posted by: danceswithvowels | December 25, 2008 at 11:06 PM

Now I can see it! Thanks, Judi! :-)

Posted by: Renee (the First) | December 25, 2008 at 11:08 PM

Happy Festivus to All!

Who's on the pole next? Annie?

Posted by: Suzy Q | December 25, 2008 at 11:31 PM

Rest in peace, Eartha Kitt.

Before Madonna boop-boop-be-dooped it, "Santa Baby" was all hers.

Posted by: Cat R | December 26, 2008 at 02:40 AM

adds baby aardvark to next year's christmas list.

Posted by: crossgirl | December 26, 2008 at 08:50 AM

Only 364 shopping days left.Let's hop to it.