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December 31, 2008
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"he should also be considered extremely clean."
Posted by: insomniac | December 31, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Long-armed, dangerous and wet! *snork* What a maroon.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 31, 2008 at 12:13 PM
*happy to have a near psychic simul experience with insom*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 31, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Police would like to speak with Woody Allen about the incident.
Posted by: KJP | December 31, 2008 at 12:22 PM
Here in a follow up story, the clerk who washed the robber away was arrested on an old warrant.
Car Wash Robbery
Posted by: ArcticAl | December 31, 2008 at 12:22 PM
Seven years, 'Al? Good to know they don't have a statute of limitations on DWI in Oregon ... merely sayin' ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | December 31, 2008 at 12:31 PM
...and he smells like vanilla
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 31, 2008 at 12:32 PM
You'd think that Michael Phelps would just sell a gold medal or two if he needed the cash that badly.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | December 31, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Snork at BJJB!
Posted by: Cat R | December 31, 2008 at 12:52 PM
Did there happen to be a chimpanzee missing from the zoo?
Posted by: Alan | December 31, 2008 at 12:59 PM
KJP, as we ALL should know from Woody Allen, you can't use a gun carved out of soap at a carwash robbery! Sheesh.
Posted by: Moon | January 01, 2009 at 12:04 PM
I thought it was the Law that was supposed to have the long arms...
Posted by: djtonyb | January 01, 2009 at 11:52 PM
how much money did he think would be at a car wash?
Posted by: criminal lawyer houston | January 03, 2009 at 06:30 PM