CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE DAY
(Thanks to Howard from Broward and Russell Mc)
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December 30, 2008
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um, duh. and of course, he can't spell, either, but, oh, never mind. dumbass.
Posted by: queensbee | December 30, 2008 at 12:59 PM
It was cute how he put the "(sic)" in there.
Posted by: BoscoH | December 30, 2008 at 01:10 PM
How do we know he didn't use someone else's stub. Perhaps he is not so dumb.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | December 30, 2008 at 01:12 PM
OT/
Any socal bloglits interested in a field trip? email me
Posted by: Mad Scientist Weasel | December 30, 2008 at 01:16 PM
He is robbing banks and he has (had?) a job? Maybe we really are in an economic "down cycle".
Posted by: WayneHere | December 30, 2008 at 01:17 PM
That is so not worth it. By the time they take out his health insurance premiums, taxes, dues to Robbers Union Local 415, FICA contributions, and pension decuctions, his robbery proceeds will be practically nothing.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 30, 2008 at 01:24 PM
I personally am tired of the Economic Down Cycle and am looking forward to the Economic Fluff Cycle.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 30, 2008 at 01:28 PM
His Christmas bonus wasn't big enough?
Posted by: Braniff | December 30, 2008 at 01:43 PM
I like games where people leave clues. Seems like he was a good sport about the whole thing.
Posted by: Erb's Point | December 30, 2008 at 01:57 PM
I think it was a payday.
Posted by: Ivan & Norma Specker | December 30, 2008 at 02:03 PM
Should sign that alert teller up for the Hunt.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 30, 2008 at 02:57 PM
Mebbe he'll be one of the instructors in the "What Not To Do When You Get Out Of Prison" classes for the next 20 years ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | December 30, 2008 at 03:19 PM
I'm pretty sure his "pay stub" was for a day's work in the labor pool and that was the reason it was the only handy piece of paper.
Posted by: CJrun | December 30, 2008 at 04:44 PM
wow. i'll bet clouseau could have handled that one.
Posted by: mudstuffin | December 30, 2008 at 04:50 PM
We had a guy here who robbed a convenience store this week. He came in the store and walked around for awhile. Started to buy a soda, but then said he forgot his money. Left. Came back about a minute later wearing the same clothes with a ski mask on and robbed the place.
We ran the security photos from his first visit in the paper. Definite evil genius there.....
Posted by: Clark Kent | December 30, 2008 at 04:52 PM
Sometimes when you first endeavor to accomplish something,things can go wrong.
Posted by: ron | December 30, 2008 at 05:47 PM
Idiot! You are supposed to use the pay stub for writing the ransom note after you kidnap your boss! Make sure you sign it "Annonymous".
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 30, 2008 at 06:09 PM
Many, MANY years ago, I dated a budding Darwin (criminal catagory) awardee. He and two of his cousins robbed a liquor store. While the one cousin was sitting outside on lookout, he got bored & decided to clean out his wallet. When the other two came out and said "let's go" he set down his wallet and left...... I wonder if this was their other cousin?
Posted by: azred | December 30, 2008 at 07:23 PM
There has to be a Rod Blagojevich joke in here somewhere, but nothing decent is coming to mind.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 30, 2008 at 07:53 PM
I have
a guna guba stun guna stub guba guba stub.
Posted by: SW | December 30, 2008 at 08:59 PM
His paystub said he worked for the governor.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 30, 2008 at 10:15 PM
I have a gub'nor.
Posted by: SW | December 30, 2008 at 10:25 PM
-$5,000 for spelling.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 30, 2008 at 10:28 PM
You know what they say...
When checkstubs are outlawed...
Posted by: Siouxie | December 30, 2008 at 11:15 PM
At least he didn't try to pay with food stamps.
Posted by: SW | December 31, 2008 at 12:32 AM
It was Al Franken looking for ballots.
Posted by: SW | December 31, 2008 at 12:40 AM
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Yeah, well, if you'd ever robbed a bank, you'd understand the pressure a guy is under. The exact same thing happeneded to me oncet. Only it was my brother's paycheck, the actual check, not the stub. He did six years with time off for good behavior. My bad.
Here's you another true crime story, from our files, fellers & gals!
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | December 31, 2008 at 05:35 AM
"Be Quick Be Quit (sic)."
Well, he's not a good speller but he'd be a fine editor. Got them rules of style down cold.
Posted by: padraig | December 31, 2008 at 10:59 AM
A week prior, he wrote his phone number on his November stub in order to impress a girl. She was not impressed.
Posted by: Gabrielle Birchak | December 31, 2008 at 11:01 AM