ATTENTION ALL FORT WORTH UNITS
Key Quote: "They took four or five penis pumps," said manager Sunny Sharma. "And a life-size blow-up doll."
(Thanks to Joshua Orpin)
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*snork* @ 'units'
Hmmm....I thought everything was bigger in Texas. Guess not. Har.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 24, 2008 at 12:06 PM
"... they took cash and may have taken care of their Christmas shopping as well."
I wonder what kind of people are on their Christmas list!
Posted by: Mike | December 24, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Someone's planning a wild Christmas party.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 24, 2008 at 12:45 PM
Penis pumps and a blow-up doll were "the more expensive merchandise"? That doesn't sound right.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | December 24, 2008 at 01:04 PM
"o.k hands up! justyour hands please!"
Posted by: insomniac | December 24, 2008 at 01:08 PM
"Remain calm"? In a sex shoppe?... Yes, ma'am, that IS a conifer in my pants.
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 24, 2008 at 01:18 PM
So much for a 'Silent Night.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 24, 2008 at 01:27 PM
WTD? ... "four" ... "or five" ...
Kinda "loose" inventory trackin' ... mebbe sum of the employees helped their ownselfs?
Or ... we need to rethink the concept of "shopLIFTING" ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | December 24, 2008 at 01:35 PM
Police said to be on the lookout for hardened criminals.
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 24, 2008 at 03:48 PM
*snork* @ M'ville!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 24, 2008 at 04:41 PM
Whew! the BOBs are safe!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 24, 2008 at 04:56 PM
C'mon; nobody wants to have to blow up the doll themselves.
Posted by: CJrun | December 24, 2008 at 05:06 PM
(Takes a wack at it)
They got away on foot - but were only 6 inches before the crime.
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 24, 2008 at 05:08 PM
"not a creature was stirring"....no batteries.
*readies BOBsled for Hell*
Posted by: Ferrero Rocher | December 24, 2008 at 05:11 PM
Oopsie. Ah wuz name-dropping and forgot to pick mine up again.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 24, 2008 at 05:13 PM
What? My? Just because you caught and convicted me before, why does it mean I'm guilty this time?
This sucks. (Literally?)
Posted by: Here Comes Da Penis Pump Judge | December 24, 2008 at 09:17 PM
Aw man - Firefox can't find the address. Wassup? Merry Christmas to everyone, dudes.
Posted by: Minx | December 24, 2008 at 10:17 PM
Aw man - Firefox can't find the address. Wassup? Merry Christmas to everyone, dudes.
Posted by: Minx | December 24, 2008 at 10:19 PM
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"Penis pumps"? Do those have to be primed?
A homemade erotic alternative, sorta.
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | December 26, 2008 at 03:31 AM