ADVISORY TO HOTEL GUESTS
(Thanks to Ralph)
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December 21, 2008
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I've heard of jumping the shark, but this???
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2008 at 02:48 PM
Must've been the Manilow music they piped into the shark's tank. I'd jump, too.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 21, 2008 at 02:59 PM
I'm confused. The waterslide leads into the shark tank?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 21, 2008 at 03:13 PM
*crosses Layzeeboy off list of potential Herald Hunt teammates*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 21, 2008 at 03:19 PM
Been there. The slide takes you thru a glass tunnel that, um, tunnels thru the shark tank. Makes you feel like you're swimming w/ the sharks. Even the bites feel real!
*drips trail of blood as she wanders back to Home for the Criminally Stupid*
Oh, and anybody wanna come over right now for a
BBQ?
Posted by: Punkin | December 21, 2008 at 03:47 PM
Sure, Punkin. As long as we're inside a heated glass tunnel. So we can feel like we're swimming with the snowflakes but they can't bite us. Like a life-size snow globe.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 21, 2008 at 04:16 PM
Annie - How do you shake it?
(The globe, I mean...)
Posted by: Punkin | December 21, 2008 at 04:30 PM
Aw, c'mon, Annie, I did get Col. Mustard in the library with the candlestick. Once.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 21, 2008 at 04:34 PM
Out here in SoCal, we hire people to shake it for us. Like this guy.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 21, 2008 at 04:41 PM
We're gonna need a bigger lawyer.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 21, 2008 at 06:11 PM
AWBH - I knew there was a reason why I always promptly flew back to reality after visiting SoCal, and most especially mid-Cal.
Posted by: pogo | December 21, 2008 at 06:27 PM
I've been in enough water parks with my kids to know there are things in that water WAY scarier than sharks.
Posted by: padraig | December 21, 2008 at 06:35 PM
p.s. Annie, that guy gets anywhere near MY globes he's gonna get his ears pinned back.
Posted by: padraig | December 21, 2008 at 07:40 PM
Snork @ padraig. Caddyshack flashback
Posted by: Meditrina | December 21, 2008 at 08:36 PM
Layzee: NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Just Ducky | December 21, 2008 at 09:36 PM
*snork* @ JD & Layzee!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 21, 2008 at 10:13 PM
Your dorsal fin must be at least this high in order to enjoy this ride.
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 21, 2008 at 10:23 PM
OT- Two horse-drawn carriages are clip-clopping thru our neighborhood, taking people on tours of the Christmas lights. (We live in one of THOSE neighborhoods.) They look like this, but they're covered in lights, pine boughs, and Christmas decorations. They also play Christmas carols. It's all quite festive, so I thought I'd share.
We now return to your regularly scheduled boogers.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 21, 2008 at 11:51 PM
It's baaaack! (and lookin' mighty chilly!)
Posted by: ScottMGS | December 22, 2008 at 02:20 AM
The only Advisory I would suggest to hotel guests is to avoid the Trident Hotel in Bombay, India.
Posted by: Boutique Hotels Liverpool | December 22, 2008 at 05:13 AM
Punkin, you have your power back on? We were really lucky not to get all that ice - just snow. But about 20 miles west of me, people have been without power for a week. Schools are closed until after New Year. :0
Posted by: Guin | December 22, 2008 at 06:31 AM
THE BOCKEN IS BACK! THE BOCKEN IS BACK! BURN IT!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 22, 2008 at 07:36 AM
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So, why don't we just chlorinate the ocean?
It's great to be the king of Creation.
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | December 22, 2008 at 07:45 AM
Izzat a Trojan reindeer?
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 22, 2008 at 08:10 AM
The ocean is chlorinated, 35 parts per thousand, on average. It wasn't the chlorine, in my opinion, but the lack of other dissolved salts. It causes sea critters to swell-up and explode, internally, when they wind up in fresh water. Basically, that shark couldn't pee fast enough. Enjoy swimming in that pool!
Posted by: CJrun | December 22, 2008 at 08:27 AM
More that chlorinating the Oceans we should be finding a way to deal with global warming, don't u all think so!
Posted by: Boutique Hotels Liverpool | December 24, 2008 at 05:48 AM