A LOT OF GUYS HAVE BEEN USING IT FOR YEARS

Australian insect repellent.

(Thanks to Danny)

Comments

[Scott]

I just used some this morning.

Wait, what?

[Siouxie]

Side effects includes blindness and hairy palms.

[Siouxie]

*yanks extra 's' from post*

[Bãrön vønKlýff]

*squints to read label.
*looks down and notices that I have not shaved my palms recently.

At least I don't have any mosquito bites.

[Meanie the Blue]

"Yanks", Siouxie? Hmmmmm.....

[queensbee]

for all you whackers out there.

or for use on aussie insects... i guess it doesnt work on any others, besides, your hands might be too busy...

[Danny]

As used by the Armed Forces

And by most other guys who spend a lot of time away from home.

[Margaritaville]

Mr. Miagia say, "Wack on! Wack off!"

[Siouxie]

Sorry, Meanie.

*gently pulls extra 's' from post*

better?

[Meanie the Blue]

Never mind, Sioux. I shouldn't be such a jerk about such things.

[Danny]

Looks like the 's' is still there. Might have to beat it o try something else.

[WayneHere]

Scrolling down, we see they also offer the Bushman spray option.

[Siouxie]

Pffffft Danny! Where do you get off saying I don't know how to finish what I started??

hmmmph!

[Layzeeboy]

I wholly endorse this product. I have not been bothered by an Australian insect since I was thirteen.

[Siouxie]

Wayne, I saw that. No one likes a bush full of insects.

[Bãrön vønKlýff]

Why use bug spray to rid your bush of insects, when it would be more practical to us a defoliant.

[insomniac]

as recommended by Onan O'Brien...

[Bãrön vønKlýff]

*sneaks back to transform us into use

[expert]

I,personnally, liked the "enlarge" button.

[Siouxie]

I am SO getting the traveling wine pack.

[Danny]

I have never used this product. Also, the Detroit Lions are the best team in the NFL.

[ScottMGS]

Speaking of non sequiturs: The bot's name is Rebecca. I received the following message this morning (along with about 90 others) with the subject line "Lets get naked":

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I think she's stalking me!

[Erb's Point]

I wonder if it is a pump-activated bottle or single use sprayer?

[ron]

I do not need it.There are no Australian insects here.Maybe someone has already used it here and that's the result.I keep a dog to scare away tigers and that works well too.There are no tigers here.

[Layzeeboy]

ron, 90% of all men admit to using this product. The other 10% are liars.

[Siouxie]

If, after 4 hours, you're still bothered by insects, call a doctor.

[Jack Sofalot]

This stuff works great!

[SpecialNobodie]

I've heard this company also produces a sunscreen specifically tailored to women. The spokes-mascot is a little koala named Robert. I think the product is called "Bob's No-Sun-Stroke".

[MartiniShark]

"Shake well before using, some spilling of contents may occur."

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ Sharkie!