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November 25, 2008

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Gecko rustlers.

(Thanks to Robin Johnson)

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I can save you 15 percent on your prison sentence!

Heeeere, leezard, leezard, leezard!

15% of the geckos were recovered in 15 minutes.

Who else read that as "Keith Poop"?
No one, huh? Oh.
Well, neither did I!

Did he insure his geckos with Geico?

"The sheriff's office has not yet found the remaining 11 lizards.

All four were each released on a $1,000 secured bond."

Why were the lizards taken into custody in the first place?

"The sheriff's office has not yet found the remaining 11 lizards.

All four were each released on a $1,000 secured bond."

Why were the lizards taken into custody in the first place?

"The sheriff's office has not yet found the remaining 11 lizards.

All four were each released on a $1,000 secured bond."

Why were the lizards taken into custody in the first place?

"The sheriff's office has not yet found the remaining 11 lizards.

All four were each released on a $1,000 secured bond."

Why were the lizards taken into custody in the first place?

WBAGNFARB

You mean it took four people to steal 13 geckos?
Wimps.

*jiggles crazy_lazy_bear's handle*

.
Let's see...
5000
/13
= 384.615384615385

THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-FOUR DOLLARS FOR A GECKO???!!!

Leapin' Lizards! Everybody in Hawaii is RICH!

Please forward your orders to my blog. I'm having a BOGO Xmas Gecko Sale! 2 Gecko's For The Price Of One!

But wait, there's more!

If you act now, I'll throw in a big bag of giant flying roaches to feed the gecko's.

Void where prohibited.

I mean, what fun is it to void where permitted?
.

5k for a handful of tiny lizards?
Right after the holidays I am going to pull all my money out of my 401k and corner the lizard market...

They're going to use them to torture their caveman neighbors.

*goes outside to set teeny tiny traps on his patio*

Now I just need a market for the Palmetto bugs...

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