THERE IS NOTHING LOWER
(Thanks to Robin Johnson)
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I can save you 15 percent on your prison sentence!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 25, 2008 at 12:43 PM
Heeeere, leezard, leezard, leezard!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 25, 2008 at 12:44 PM
15% of the geckos were recovered in 15 minutes.
Posted by: CJrun | November 25, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Who else read that as "Keith Poop"?
No one, huh? Oh.
Well, neither did I!
Posted by: jon | November 25, 2008 at 12:59 PM
Did he insure his geckos with Geico?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | November 25, 2008 at 01:02 PM
"The sheriff's office has not yet found the remaining 11 lizards.
All four were each released on a $1,000 secured bond."
Why were the lizards taken into custody in the first place?
Posted by: crazy_lazy_bear | November 25, 2008 at 01:15 PM
"The sheriff's office has not yet found the remaining 11 lizards.
All four were each released on a $1,000 secured bond."
Why were the lizards taken into custody in the first place?
Posted by: crazy_lazy_bear | November 25, 2008 at 01:16 PM
"The sheriff's office has not yet found the remaining 11 lizards.
All four were each released on a $1,000 secured bond."
Why were the lizards taken into custody in the first place?
Posted by: crazy_lazy_bear | November 25, 2008 at 01:16 PM
"The sheriff's office has not yet found the remaining 11 lizards.
All four were each released on a $1,000 secured bond."
Why were the lizards taken into custody in the first place?
Posted by: crazy_lazy_bear | November 25, 2008 at 01:16 PM
WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Patrick | November 25, 2008 at 02:34 PM
You mean it took four people to steal 13 geckos?
Wimps.
Posted by: Mike | November 25, 2008 at 04:17 PM
*jiggles crazy_lazy_bear's handle*
Posted by: Cat R | November 25, 2008 at 05:42 PM
.
Let's see...
5000
/13
= 384.615384615385
THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-FOUR DOLLARS FOR A GECKO???!!!
Leapin' Lizards! Everybody in Hawaii is RICH!
Please forward your orders to my blog. I'm having a BOGO Xmas Gecko Sale! 2 Gecko's For The Price Of One!
But wait, there's more!
If you act now, I'll throw in a big bag of giant flying roaches to feed the gecko's.
Void where prohibited.
I mean, what fun is it to void where permitted?
.
Posted by: cosanostradamus | November 25, 2008 at 10:05 PM
5k for a handful of tiny lizards?
Right after the holidays I am going to pull all my money out of my 401k and corner the lizard market...
Posted by: Laura Vona | November 25, 2008 at 10:54 PM
They're going to use them to torture their caveman neighbors.
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 25, 2008 at 11:17 PM
*goes outside to set teeny tiny traps on his patio*
Now I just need a market for the Palmetto bugs...
Posted by: djtonyb | November 26, 2008 at 02:50 AM