SPORTS UPDATE
Key Police Quote: He said it was the first time in his six years at the U that his force has interrupted a sex act during a Gophers game.
(Thanks to Onterrible and Philip Snyder)
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Disgraceful.
Posted by: Larry Craig | November 28, 2008 at 08:41 AM
"It's a long drive back to Iowa."
Ya THINK?!
Posted by: eilbeback | November 28, 2008 at 09:01 AM
Sounds to me like all the Gopher fans were getting screwed having to watch a 55-0 trouncing. I'll bet the action in the handicapped stall was a LOT more entertaining.
Posted by: Davec | November 28, 2008 at 09:46 AM
I'm only surprised his wife didn't disown him on the spot. But then, the ritual disemboweling probably came later.
I hope it was worth it.
And yes, Alcohol was definitely involved.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 28, 2008 at 09:54 AM
They must have been really drunk, as anybody who has been into a bathroom at any sporting event can testify.
Posted by: Mike | November 28, 2008 at 10:11 AM
Guess they wanted to gopher it.
Posted by: Margaritaville | November 28, 2008 at 10:11 AM
"Mommy, how did you and Daddy meet?"
"Oh, you've heard that story a thousand times."
"I know, but I never tire of it!"
"Okay, so I was at a football game and thought I might need to throw up, when there, in a handicap toilet, was some guy I had tripped into in the beer line earlier..."
Posted by: Christobol | November 28, 2008 at 10:34 AM
makes me proud to be an Iowan.
Posted by: rickh | November 28, 2008 at 10:35 AM
There is a follow-up article where she A) blames her friends for serving her too much wine, and B) blames the guy for taking advantage of her while she was drunk.
I am sure that in some way, each of us here are somehow responsible for her actions. But not her, of course.
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 28, 2008 at 10:36 AM
THEY-COULD-GO-ALL-THE-WAY!!!
Posted by: CJrun | November 28, 2008 at 10:42 AM
Jazzzz, we should have seen it coming, what with global warming and all.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 28, 2008 at 10:42 AM
*snork* Meanie........... u-um genious
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 28, 2008 at 10:44 AM
Her team were getting screwed so she wanted to join in the fun.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | November 28, 2008 at 10:55 AM
"...the Hawkeyes' 55-0 trouncing of the Gophers..."
Evidently the visitors from Iowa spent the whole afternoon in the end zone.
Posted by: Danny | November 28, 2008 at 10:57 AM
THEY-COULD-GO-ALL-THE-WAY!!!
Posted by: CJrun | 10:42 AM on November 28, 2008
*snork*
Geezers will be reminded of the late Howard Cosell doing the play-by-play of Woody Allen & Louise Lasser's wedding night festivities in Bananas.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 28, 2008 at 11:02 AM
He said it was the first time in his six years at the U that his force has interrupted a sex act during a Gophers game.
That's about six years' worth of couples who had a lot to be thankful for yesterday.
Posted by: Danny | November 28, 2008 at 11:03 AM
she's a little old for it to be co-edus interruptus...
Posted by: insomniac | November 28, 2008 at 11:18 AM
If you have no sense of decency, at least have a sense of hygiene. Yuck!!
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | November 28, 2008 at 11:22 AM
Yeah, Danny. I wonder why they chose this particular "sex act" to interrupt? Not up to standards? Maybe because they were from the opposing team?
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 28, 2008 at 11:23 AM
Ok, that's nice, but what's the deal with the bathroom?
Have some couth, people!
On the other hand...
This kind of reminds me of an almond joy commercial.
Sometimes you feel like a nut?
8>
Posted by: Psycho-Joe | November 28, 2008 at 11:49 AM
lol Christo @10:34 a.
"Geezers will be reminded of the late Howard Cosell doing the play-by-play of Woody Allen & Louise Lasser's wedding night festivities in Bananas." Or, Jeff, the play-by-play in the international Olympic sex competition in "The Groove Tube," from roughly the same era.
Posted by: SW | November 28, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Key Police Quote: He said it was the first time in his six years at the U that his force has interrupted a sex act during a Gophers game.
Hmmmmm, so what was so different about THIS one....
woof
Posted by: whiteschnauzer | November 28, 2008 at 01:47 PM
"Evidently the visitors from Iowa spent the whole afternoon in the end zone."
Giggle. Danny wrote end zone.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | November 28, 2008 at 02:55 PM
End zone
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 28, 2008 at 03:10 PM
What?? no mention of her having a wide stance??
You boys are slackin'!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 28, 2008 at 03:40 PM
*Tweet!*
Offensive holding. 10 yard penalty.
And now, back in the booth, here's John Madden to tel us all how many legs his turkey had this year!
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 28, 2008 at 04:56 PM
Okay... where's the "backfield in motion" parody? Ducky ? Meanie?
"She hits the upright"?
"Looks like an end around"
"He has his hands under center."
"Illegal use of hands"
"And she's down on the 8."
"He scoooooooores"
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 28, 2008 at 06:45 PM
Okay... where's the "backfield in motion" parody?
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aah, jazzz, Mel & Tim's great and only hit - didn't think many remember that one! Okay I got a great second line for you, but it's in waaay too poor tast even for this place. Email me if you haven't already figured it out. ha ha ha.
Posted by: SW | November 29, 2008 at 10:40 AM