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Times is hard.
Posted by: Braniff | November 25, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Crap!
Posted by: eilbeback | November 25, 2008 at 11:55 AM
Well, I've heard of careers going in the toilet, but I never took it literally.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 25, 2008 at 12:00 PM
I read nothing into this.
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at Division | November 25, 2008 at 12:01 PM
Given the accommodations, I'm surprised he'd ever want to come out...
Posted by: Steve Haller | November 25, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Make 'what' anywhere?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 25, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Who else gets paid to sit on a toilet and unravel toilet tissue!?
I work from home and have a laptop. You figure it out.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 25, 2008 at 12:16 PM
NYC Alert: Jack Bauer will be signing copies of 24:Redemption at Best Buy on Fifth Avenue tonight at 6:00. He must have caught the Sangala-New York nonstop flight. I have already set up a perimeter.
Posted by: Braniff | November 25, 2008 at 12:17 PM
From N'Synch to N'DaToilet in a decade.
What a business!
Posted by: Mike | November 25, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Braniff, someone should bring him a copy of the live 24 blogfest from the other night. It would make lovely reading material. If he can read.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 25, 2008 at 12:22 PM
And here I thought having been on Dancing With the Stars was low enough...
Apparently not.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 25, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Of course Jack can read DAMMIT! He read the label on that landmine didn't he?!?
Posted by: Braniff | November 25, 2008 at 12:25 PM
Do all toilets in NYC have emblems on the floor that resemble bloody footprints?
Or are those steps in a lap dance?
Posted by: CJrun | November 25, 2008 at 12:30 PM
I thought somebody named Cyril read it to him. Sorry, I was busy killing spiders.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 25, 2008 at 12:32 PM
♬ Start spreading your cheeks...♪
Posted by: Siouxie | November 25, 2008 at 12:32 PM
n'stink?
Posted by: insomniac | November 25, 2008 at 12:35 PM
♪ Though we had to break up, have no pity, do not weep
I find I'm king of the swill - top of the heap! ♫
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 25, 2008 at 12:38 PM
insom, that's what I used to call them back in the day ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | November 25, 2008 at 12:41 PM
Attention, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson: Please reconsider making "My Big Fat Greek Wedding II". Joey obviously needs the work.
Posted by: WriterDude | November 25, 2008 at 01:53 PM
I'm sure as he was cutting that ribbon he was picturing his agent's neck in those scissors.
As an aside: I always wondered where the hell they get those giant novelty scissors for grand openings. I once put down on my career goals list for my guidance counselor that I wanted to own the company that produces massively sized ribbon cutting scissors. (And yes, I did get called in for a conference as a result).
Posted by: MartiniShark | November 25, 2008 at 03:46 PM
Our esteemed leader would never do something like this. He draws the line at waste lifting stations. In small towns. (less witnesses that way)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 25, 2008 at 05:42 PM
no one mentioned any "joey 'fat one' " jokes?
Posted by: insomniac | November 25, 2008 at 05:49 PM
MartiniShark, we are proud to know you. :-)
Posted by: Renee (the First) | November 25, 2008 at 06:58 PM
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I thought Joey Fat One WAS a NY toilet!
Isn't Charmin at all concerned about their image?
Oh, wait, I get it: They make an *ss-wipe, he is an *ss-wipe!
Makes sense.
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | November 25, 2008 at 10:29 PM