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School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
(Thanks to Timothy Hussar)
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School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
(Thanks to Timothy Hussar)
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Crystal Gunns??
*snork*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 25, 2008 at 12:43 PM
I hope she wears hair net(s) when serving the kids
Posted by: Anthony | November 25, 2008 at 12:44 PM
Boys are begging their moms not to make a lunch. Cafeteria food is now looking so much more appealing.
Posted by: Braniff | November 25, 2008 at 12:45 PM
Only in NJ can you bring Gunns to school.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 25, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Lunch lady = milk in plastic cups?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | November 25, 2008 at 12:48 PM
Does she whip the butter?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 25, 2008 at 12:48 PM
I keep thinking of Adam Sandler's Lunch Lady Land
Posted by: Siouxie | November 25, 2008 at 12:50 PM
This confirms that educational standards in NJ are sagging.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 25, 2008 at 12:51 PM
What's wrong with you people? We can't have lewd and suggestive behavior like this in our school cafeterias...?! Think of the kids ... !
Posted by: Chef | November 25, 2008 at 12:51 PM
They're just making a big hooha out of nothing. And enquiring minds want to know what calibre the gunns were, 45 maybe
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | November 25, 2008 at 12:57 PM
I suspect that Fox News ran only the top half of that photo.
Posted by: Danny | November 25, 2008 at 12:59 PM
Those gunns are barely concealed!
Posted by: jon | November 25, 2008 at 01:00 PM
OK, Anthony and Sio stole my comments, sooo....
Kids are asking for singles for their lunch money.
Posted by: CJrun | November 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM
More shoddy journalism.
The story doesn't list which movies she was in, or what awards, if any, that she won.
Posted by: jon | November 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM
When you name your kid Crystal Gunns she has no choice in her profession. They should be applauding he for finding other work. :)
Posted by: Mike | November 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM
She's only 32? She looks like she's 50. Does silicone cause premature aging?
Posted by: Katie in FL | November 25, 2008 at 01:04 PM
so the kids in NJ get a "well rounded" education.... and after checking out her pic in wiki, I'd say she's better than any formal program that teaches abstinance. ick!
Posted by: azred | November 25, 2008 at 01:07 PM
I'm guessing it causes premature something...
Posted by: Steve Haller | November 25, 2008 at 01:08 PM
Stay in school, kids!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 25, 2008 at 01:10 PM
Whoa! Gunns of Navarone!
Something tells me the men of NJ would just love to support the sagging education system.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 25, 2008 at 01:20 PM
hot lunch indeed.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 25, 2008 at 01:32 PM
She could definitely poke an eye out with those things.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 25, 2008 at 01:35 PM
Katie: I believe the phrase "rode hard and put up wet" describes the problem.
Posted by: art | November 25, 2008 at 01:36 PM
Well, if she does lose her job, maybe she can become a traffic control officer. She can work at the jughandles.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 25, 2008 at 01:41 PM
Guess porn does not pay that well. Dam.
Posted by: Margaritaville | November 25, 2008 at 01:44 PM
I don't see the problem. Who cars what she used to do.
Posted by: Wizzy | November 25, 2008 at 01:59 PM
Dispensing food and sex, I think she's pretty much got all her bases covered.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | November 25, 2008 at 02:11 PM
comparing herself to bill clinton...the nerve!
in her movies, did she inhale?
(i feel so dirty now, i'm sorry)
Posted by: insomniac | November 25, 2008 at 02:16 PM
So, was that picture taken at her current or previous job?
Posted by: padraig | November 25, 2008 at 02:19 PM
With those gunns she might qualify for disability.
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at Division | November 25, 2008 at 02:45 PM
I can understand the back problems (see Danny's link).
But her ankles are starting to give? Is that from holding them aloft for long periods?
I'm just askin'... .
Posted by: jon | November 25, 2008 at 03:21 PM
. . .And parents complained that their children were going hungry because they could not bring themselves to eat her open-faced sandwiches. . .
Posted by: MartiniShark | November 25, 2008 at 03:37 PM
Exactly who found out she was an adult star?
I can see it now...
He: "Uh, honey, pause that for a second. Does she look like little Johny's lunch lady?"
She: "WAIT TILL I TELL THE NEIGHBORS!"
Posted by: Mike | November 25, 2008 at 04:24 PM
Well, if she does lose her job, maybe she can become a traffic control officer. She can work at the jughandles.
Hey, those Gunns would make nice traffic cones! Just paint them orange!
Posted by: Moon | November 25, 2008 at 04:51 PM
Two words: sloppy seconds
Posted by: SW | November 25, 2008 at 09:31 PM
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In my NJ high school, all the lunch ladies were porn stars. To me.
Here's a better pic. It was taken right after lunch on Meat Loaf Day. Needless to say, no meat loafed.
(Not safe for dairy barns.)
.
Posted by: cosanostradamus | November 25, 2008 at 09:47 PM
She's better than the old lunch lady at my school who wore a french maid outfit on Halloween. *shudder*
Posted by: Tiffany | November 25, 2008 at 10:09 PM
New Jersey Unified
School District Menu
----------------------------
BREAKFAST
Ripe melons
Legs over easy
Muffin with sausage
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LUNCH
Chicken breasts
Furburgers
Porn on the cob (with high-priced spread)
Roast pork butt
Bearded clam
All-meat wiener
Dessert: Hair pie with nipple-on-it-an ice cream
Posted by: SW | November 25, 2008 at 10:23 PM
*smacks* SW
sheesh.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 25, 2008 at 11:12 PM
The boys at the school are undoubtedly very happy to learn the lunch lady's porn moniker. They are fans of fair and balanced news for life!
Posted by: HeWhoE | November 26, 2008 at 06:08 AM