GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND

Sex Ramp

(Thanks to DavCat)

Comments

[Siouxie]

So pals constructed a three-foot ramp, reinforced with concrete, allowing him to raise the lower half of his body.This enabled his new bride to have greater access to his private parts.

Ok. Can someone pass the brain bleach. The visuals are not of the good kind.

[Mikey]

DAVE! YOU DA MAN

love your work, i see you just posted so I am hoping to you see this.

Your "difference between men and women" essay should be required reading for everyone!!!!!!!

[WriterDude]

Ramp? This guy needs a loading dock.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)›]

47 st = 658 lbs btw . . .

[Olo Baggins of Bywater]

So this is why he's not playing short for the White Sox anymore.

[frodolives]

Yes, MKJ, and 87 st is 1,218 lbs... Wouldn't it just be easier if they went to a shallow stream in Battle Creek, California???

[Margaritaville]

I would really like to just erase that article from my memory now. *grabs the gin*

[Meanie the Blue]

Would that be an off ramp or an entrance ramp? Either way works, actually......

[Siouxie]

The idea for the ramp came from US company Liberator, which makes a variety of bouncy ramps so regular-sized couples can try new sex positions.

The Liberator

[Siouxie]

uh..slight warning on the above link.

[Clark Kent]

Actually, Meanie, I think it's probably one of them there Evil Knievel ramps....

She has to get a running start.

[oldmanatee]

ewwwwwww

[crossgirl]

oh, great. now he'll never want to get out of bed.

[insomniac]

from the honeymoon suite:
"beep...beep...beep...beep"

[Siouxie]

*running-outta-the-way-snork* @ insom!

[Siouxie]

*wonders if flour is involved*

[cowhand214]

“We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God."

Let's just hope He had his eyes closed during all of this . . .

[jo gale]

the best name for a rock band is

The Gigantards

[Elon Weintraub]

We have to get DavCat back for this. Ick.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Ramp? Hope it had a car pool lane.
*shudder*

[Danny]

"This enabled his new bride to have greater access to his private parts."

So many nights, I'd lie all over the room,
Waiting for someone to unfold my folds.
So many stone, I kept deep inside me,
Alone in the dark, but now you've come along.

And you access my parts,
I got me a Liberator.
You access my parts,
I am Manuel, and now I can mate ’er.

Rollin' ev’ry which way, adrift on the bed,
Could it be finally, they gave me a ramp?
Finally a chance to say, "Hey, I’m all over you,"
My manhood no longer concealed.

You, you access my parts,
I have a ramp to splay out on.
You access my parts,
And fill my nights with song.
It can't be wrong, when I feel so ... light!

Cause you, you access my parts.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Please, people, do NOT try this at home. Butt if you insist, tie a safety rope on her first. Or even better, a lojack.

[Hammond Rye]

Ahh, to Amore! A jug of wine; A loaf of bread; a pallet-jack; and thou!

[Cheesewiz]

Has anyone caught a glimpse of the Missus?

He would treat the record Chinook Salmon as an appetizer.

[CJrun]

Do they have a Big and Tall version?

[Betsy]

Nice link, Siouxie.

It's going to take me weeks to re-train my spam filter.

[Annie Where-but-here]

*snork* @ Hammie!

[Siouxie]

So sorry, Betsy. Annie made me do it.

[eilbeback]

Yes, MKJ, and 87 st is 1,218 lbs... Wouldn't it just be easier if they went to a shallow stream in Battle Creek, California???

The couple tried to go "camping" to a lake during his weight loss and travled some ways on a flat bed. But he started to have medical problems and they had to turn back. SERIOUSLY! (Sorry, I'm laughing, too...)

[Annie Where-but-here]

"Spam filter - SIT! STAY! ROLL OVER!
Good spam filter."

[Cat R]

spam filter

[oneblankspace]

Don't just filter spam; Poison it.

Juan Uribe was the Pale Hoser, not Manuel.

But on the same page, I found John Goody Urrea.

[frodolives]

*SNORKS!!!* at Annie's "lojack" reference... (Note to self: "OHHHH... the opportunities!!!!")