CREEPING FASCISM ON A PLANE
It's getting so a man can't adjust himself.
(Thanks to eugen beer and Jeff Meyerson)
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November 18, 2008
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Knudson - who described himself as a "jack of all trades"
I'd say more like jack off all trades...
Posted by: Siouxie | November 18, 2008 at 11:34 AM
Return of the pipe snake!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | November 18, 2008 at 11:45 AM
Siouxie, yours is the best line about all this, but let me add these to the pile:
- Does this qualify him for the Mile Hand Club?
- "REALLY g'day, mate!"
Posted by: Rex Range | November 18, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Was that a Virgin Blue ball flight?
Posted by: oldmanatee | November 18, 2008 at 12:03 PM
There just in not enough gin in the world.
Posted by: Margaritaville | November 18, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Seat back in full upright position? Check.
Tray table in full upright position? Check.
Now, what was that last thing the flight attendant announced? Oh, yeah ......
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 18, 2008 at 12:16 PM
I can not comment on this story without seeing pictures of Simone Holt and Kelly Taylor.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | November 18, 2008 at 12:30 PM
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Well, it's not illegal in the U.S.
Is it?
If you've ever wanted to eat the rich, they're cooking them now in LA.
Don't forget the Grey Poupon. Or whatever color you poupon.
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | November 18, 2008 at 12:34 PM
luke knudson made fumblings trousal
in the hope of a seatmate's arousal
the honourable fong lim
said 'you grabbed the wrong limb'
and destroyed all his hopes for espousal.
Posted by: insomniac | November 18, 2008 at 01:20 PM
He was just adjusting himself... repeatedly.
Posted by: jon | November 18, 2008 at 01:34 PM
He was simply not used to his new underwear. As Kramer said, "My boys need a house! With boxers I'm flipping and flopping!"
Posted by: Allen at Division | November 18, 2008 at 02:00 PM
well yeah, the article clearly says he was wearing thongs. if you wear more than one at at a time, you're gonna need to do some adjusting.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 18, 2008 at 02:18 PM
Thong thung blue?... Owwww!
Posted by: Allen at Division | November 18, 2008 at 02:19 PM
"You are now free to move about your pants."
Posted by: Cat R | November 18, 2008 at 02:34 PM
"Please turn off all devices with an on/off switch."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 18, 2008 at 02:57 PM
Did anyone notice this was listed under Caption Contest?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
Posted by: Linda Richman | November 18, 2008 at 03:22 PM
"Does this thong make my d!ck look big? (adjusts himself) How about now?"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 18, 2008 at 03:22 PM
"Say hello to my leetle friend."
Posted by: Cat R | November 18, 2008 at 03:26 PM
What? I had it in a box!
Posted by: Justin Timberlake | November 18, 2008 at 03:29 PM
I'm sorry - white socks and thongs? He's guilty, guilty, guilty....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 18, 2008 at 03:32 PM
Zipper emergency! Oww! Oww! Call 911!
Posted by: Allen at Division | November 18, 2008 at 03:42 PM
Breaking News: Jim Carey's mini me.
Posted by: BA | November 18, 2008 at 08:34 PM
That guy really needs to get a grip. Obviously.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | November 18, 2008 at 09:13 PM
Nobody has yet made comment on the fact that he's from Ballina... I guess it's just too easy, huh?
Posted by: frodolives | November 18, 2008 at 09:45 PM
"Lucas S. Knudson" = "Unsound slacks"
What a hoser!
Posted by: danceswithvowels | November 18, 2008 at 11:27 PM
Attendant: What's the matter? Fly in the soup?
Passenger: More like a SOAP in the fly.
ZZ Top: Tube Snake Boogie!
Posted by: danceswithvowels | November 19, 2008 at 07:56 AM