ATTENTION, DORKS PARTY-GOERS:
Perhaps someday you'll be able to bring your hamster.
(We think that would be a great expression, as in "Bob really brought his hamster to that party!")
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Will Richard Gere be endorsing this product?
Posted by: MartiniShark | November 24, 2008 at 11:44 AM
Richard Gere wants to know if they make pants.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 24, 2008 at 11:46 AM
I can see it now...
Male dork walking up to chick at party : "Wanna pet my hamster??"
Chick: *SMACK*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 24, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Why settle for watching hamsters? Next up - the external intestine!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 24, 2008 at 11:50 AM
totally unnecessary...
Posted by: richard gere | November 24, 2008 at 11:51 AM
Bob, stop spanking your hamster!
Posted by: Margaritaville | November 24, 2008 at 11:55 AM
Russian entertainment, of course!
Posted by: Trixie in TX | November 24, 2008 at 11:59 AM
Bring it on!
Posted by: W. | November 24, 2008 at 12:05 PM
HOW many times do I have to say it?!?!
Posted by: The Gerbil | November 24, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Hang a hamster wheel off the belt buckle. NOW you got a party!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 24, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Will they be commercially available in time for the 2009 Gift Guide?
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 24, 2008 at 12:20 PM
i'm waiting for bring your hamster to work day.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 24, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Where does the tube go?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 24, 2008 at 12:21 PM
What tube?
Posted by: Richard Gere | November 24, 2008 at 12:23 PM
I was ridiculed unmercifully for bringing Fred to a party in one of these. Never again!
Posted by: Fred's Hamster | November 24, 2008 at 12:29 PM
cg!!! *waves wildly* Hiya!!
Posted by: The Gerbil | November 24, 2008 at 12:34 PM
'bringing your hamster' = 'gettin' guinea-piggy with it'
Posted by: insomniac | November 24, 2008 at 12:56 PM
*snork* @ insom!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 24, 2008 at 01:28 PM
After seeing the look on the diagram-kid's face, I'm really wondering where the hamster was...
Posted by: SammyD | November 24, 2008 at 01:42 PM
If you think the hamster vest is odd, heck out the link to "Love Pets Sexy Lingerie" about halfway down the page.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | November 24, 2008 at 02:14 PM
Heck to you Love Pets Sexy Lingerie! Heck you to hell!
Posted by: Margaritaville | November 24, 2008 at 02:39 PM
*snork* @ Margaritaville!
I still want a hamster-wheel belt buckle. Zoom, zoom, right Siouxie?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 24, 2008 at 03:22 PM
You could wrap your body in dryer vent tube and let your cat run around. Reminds me of my favorite literary image. "As she walked away it looked like two bulldogs fighting under her skirt". Len Elmore, Maximum Bob.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 24, 2008 at 03:43 PM
Batteries included, Annie!
Awoooooooooooooo!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 24, 2008 at 03:52 PM
Take another look at that vest.You'd be the life of the party, until someone mistook you and your hamster geekpack for a suicide bomber.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 24, 2008 at 04:29 PM
"I have a hamster, and I'm not afraid to use it"!
Posted by: Renee (the First) | November 24, 2008 at 09:21 PM
Make that "!" Sorry. Forgot I wasn't British.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | November 24, 2008 at 09:21 PM
I can't resist.
Posted by: Cat R | November 24, 2008 at 11:38 PM
Oh, Cat. For shame. I resisted that all day. And you had to go and post it.
Cool!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 25, 2008 at 12:21 AM
tee hee!
Posted by: Cat R | November 25, 2008 at 12:26 AM
What is "dogsand"?
Posted by: dws698 | November 25, 2008 at 02:13 PM