AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING
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I strongly believe that that article was written for the sole purpose of using the term "wombat combat".
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 30, 2008 at 12:35 PM
lethal wombat combat = muskrat love, Chapter Two.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Tie me kangaroo down, sport!
Posted by: pogo | November 30, 2008 at 12:41 PM
NOOOOOOOOO!
Not the wombats!
I was briefly a member of an inner tube water polo team called the "Aqua Wombats." Worst team in any sport ever, but I bonded with the 'bats.
Posted by: padraig | November 30, 2008 at 12:50 PM
"If numbers are growing and you shoot them, then another one will come along and replace it sooner or later..."
Sounds like a kind of scarey zombie army.
Posted by: Mike | November 30, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Zombie Wombat Combat wbagnfa video game...
Posted by: insomniac | November 30, 2008 at 01:05 PM
"... being shot across NWS..."
By cannon?....what gun is big enough to put a wombat in?
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 30, 2008 at 01:05 PM
Release the squirrels!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2008 at 01:08 PM
(not the national anthem, but close)
we thought we'd killed ya
we thought we'd killed ya
we're going to cull all the wombats, you see
and his eyes blazed with hatred of everything marsupial
we're going to cull all the wombats, you see
Posted by: insomniac | November 30, 2008 at 01:26 PM
Annie.... please don't tell me where you found that.... really..
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 30, 2008 at 01:31 PM
Annie.... please don't tell me where you found that.... really..
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 30, 2008 at 01:33 PM
oooo.... that felt good. I haven't had a good bot-focking in a long time...
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 30, 2008 at 01:34 PM
I wuz thinkin' that Lethal Wombat Combat wbagnfa(n) Aussie rb ... but y'all have sorta overshadowed that concept with yer overall wittiness and eruditionalisticalness ... nice job, folks!
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | November 30, 2008 at 02:04 PM
Insom, I have a Border collie named Matilda, and she resents you changing her song.
Posted by: pogo | November 30, 2008 at 02:05 PM
Give each wombat a coupon for a free spay or neuter, and put a short expiration date on the coupon. They can redeem the coupon when they come in to town for their Christmas shopping. Problem solved.
Posted by: azred | November 30, 2008 at 02:09 PM
Wombats, platypi, Nichole Kidman...ever since they started dumping British convicts down there, that place ain't been right.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2008 at 02:16 PM
Jazz...Glad I wasn't the only one visualizing heavy wombat-fire lighting up the NSW skies...
Posted by: Betsy | November 30, 2008 at 02:21 PM
yeah, Betsy.... I still think it would make a more interesting story...
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 30, 2008 at 03:04 PM
Being American, my primary concern is -- are they any good to eat?
Posted by: WriterDude | November 30, 2008 at 03:49 PM
maybe Brit Beefeaters could wear them instead of beavers. As hats.
No, I haven't been drinking. Much.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2008 at 04:01 PM
WD....tastes like chicken..
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 30, 2008 at 05:01 PM
Jazzzz, that requires a Wombattery.
Posted by: CJrun | November 30, 2008 at 05:03 PM
*resists temptation to respond to "wearing beavers"*
Posted by: pogo | November 30, 2008 at 05:03 PM
do you dip them in the wombattery, CJ? (btw...Jags tonite?)
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 30, 2008 at 05:56 PM
Pogo.... I think "wearing beavers" is like a Waring™ blender
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 30, 2008 at 05:58 PM
Excuse me while I go hang myself because of the Sprint™ roll over add on this thread
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 30, 2008 at 06:01 PM
No, it takes a pouch-full of DDs; Sio can hook you up.
Jags at the Texans, tomorrow night. Enjoyed a good Bucs game today and the Broncos-Jets game is beer-worthy. I love pointy ball in bad weather (Hey, I'm outside, huddled in the carport, so it counts!)
Posted by: CJrun | November 30, 2008 at 06:19 PM
Funny to hear you talk about this. So few do these days. Kevin Price, Host of the Price of Business radio show (www.PriceofBusiness.com) has done so as well.
He notes we pay more than a quarter of the organization's budget but have nothing to show for it but constant disdain for the United States.
Posted by: Craig Box | November 30, 2008 at 06:19 PM
Sooooo....wombats have a direct affect on our economy? ..... who gnu ?
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 30, 2008 at 06:38 PM
Is Craig Box a marsupial? Can we get a permit to cull him too?
Posted by: azred | November 30, 2008 at 06:39 PM
Isn't Craig Box a sort of Beefeater hat?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2008 at 06:54 PM
I'm pretty sure "Craig" is Australian for "S#it". At least in this case.
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 30, 2008 at 07:31 PM
We're paying for wombats' budgets? Man, that stinks. I've got all I can do trying to pay for my own budget.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | November 30, 2008 at 10:33 PM
*shuffles in, tired, red-eyed & with scary bedhead. Makes pot of coffee, sets out leftover T-Day pies, scratches, yawns, goes back to bed*
Posted by: Punkin | December 01, 2008 at 09:02 AM
*Nabs piece of pie and cup of coffee to eat in bed*
Thanks, Punkin.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | December 01, 2008 at 09:20 AM
Punkin, you forgot to fart. Butt..that's ok.
*grabs piece of pecan pie & cuppa coffee*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 01, 2008 at 09:34 AM
*Grabs coffee and pours pie*
*Wipes up, tries again - grabs pie, pours coffee*
*Joins the so-called United Nations in doing nothing*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 01, 2008 at 10:26 AM
did anyone else think of ROUS's?
Posted by: Lori the Great | December 01, 2008 at 11:34 PM
Hi! I'm from 13 years in the future. Here's a hint: Invest in something called "BitCoin". Also, and I am deeply sorry, Donald Trump was elected president in 2016, but "fired" in 2021.
Also, The Simpsons are still on TV.
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