ADVISORY TO MAGICIAN/HAND-MODEL/ACTORS WHO OWN MARTHA STEWART LOUNGE CHAIRS
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November 18, 2008
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So he was able to finger the chair in question?
Posted by: Siouxie | November 18, 2008 at 11:30 AM
Cook said it's also affected Albanese's ability to play the banjo, which he does as part of his act.
Well, it's nice to see that some good came out of it.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 18, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Now is "Martha Stewart nipping off a part of your manlihood" a euphamism for Insider Trading, or is it the other way around?
Posted by: MartiniShark | November 18, 2008 at 11:41 AM
At least it didn't snap his genitalia.
Posted by: CJrun | November 18, 2008 at 12:02 PM
I wonder if he has problems on long flights next to sleeping women now too?
Posted by: Margaritaville | November 18, 2008 at 12:09 PM
"The lawsuit ..... claims that Kmart and Martha Stewart Living were negligent in failing to issue a warning that the chair was defective ...."
Um..... right. I would certainly expect to see chairs displayed for sale with "Defective" warning labels, wouldn't you?
"Defective chairs now available in assorted colors and styles. Choose from collapsing, sagging, or tipping models, with easy to use attachments for limb severing and organ puncture. While supplies last."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 18, 2008 at 12:30 PM
"... he does various slight-of-hand tricks," Cook said.
It's sleight-of-hand! Yeesh, young, dumb journalists. Let's cut off the tips of their fingers. Somebody order some Martha chairs.
Posted by: eilbeback | November 18, 2008 at 12:48 PM
"He's a very accomplished musician and as part of his work, he does various slight-of-hand tricks," Cook said.
Don't all famous musicians do magic too? Those Rock Bottom Remainders got to spruce up their act!
Posted by: Laurie | November 18, 2008 at 01:16 PM
but now he is 'slight of hand'...
Posted by: insomniac | November 18, 2008 at 01:24 PM
Reminds me of the HSN video of the guy demonstrating that the double-fold ladder was in "locked position" by climbing on it--it snapped up like a lounge chair in a Three Stooges movie!
Posted by: Allen at Division | November 18, 2008 at 01:55 PM
Hey, don't worry. See this finger here? Same thing happened to me. You'll be back to your sleight-of-hand and smoke and mirrors in no time.
Posted by: W | November 18, 2008 at 02:08 PM
*smacks Iowa editors with the slight of my hand*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 18, 2008 at 03:35 PM
Albanese? Does he have gonnegtions, iykwim?
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 18, 2008 at 06:50 PM