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Apparently that was "Reliving My High School Years Musical 3".
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 30, 2008 at 11:03 AM
So they were expecting Vanessa Hudgens to have clothes on?
Besides, HSM3 is FAR more detrimental to little kids than a bit of exposed skin.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 30, 2008 at 11:16 AM
"Which movie am I supposed to set up on #3?"
"The one about all the teenagers who have never had sex."
"Got it!"
Posted by: padraig | October 30, 2008 at 11:36 AM
Was it the waltzing scene?
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 30, 2008 at 11:37 AM
Thanks, DPC. As if need another reason. Not only do my kids not watch these movies, Mrs. Circuit and I have banned the Disney Channel in our house. I'm sorry, but the last thing I want is more over-sexualized kids around.
Posted by: circuit7 | October 30, 2008 at 11:52 AM
Did the people who got HSM3 instead of "Sex Drive" get apologies and free tickets and vouchers for concession stuff?
Or did they not notice the difference?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2008 at 12:03 PM
Judging by what goes on in high schools, I wonder if you could even tell the difference.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | October 30, 2008 at 12:05 PM
Mormons get to watch HSM3? Doesn't it have dancing in it? Whatever is this world coming to?
circuit7 - we don't watch Dizney because the writing/acting make Mommy's eyes twitch. "The Simpsons" and "Family Guy" are much better.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2008 at 12:08 PM
I sure hope Mrs. Blog and Sophie were not subjected to this smut!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 30, 2008 at 12:15 PM
I can't believe I'm the first to note that the spokesman is Mr. Whipple. "Please don't squeeze the projectionist's throat."
"Sex Drive" is actually allowed to be shown in Utah??!!
Posted by: Braniff | October 30, 2008 at 12:51 PM
Braniff--I thinks its a part of the go forth and procreate campaign.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 30, 2008 at 01:00 PM
LOL Annie, I believe you but we don't watch either of those shows for the same reason.
Incidentally, my kids do not appear to have suffered any ill effects from lack of television. My teenagers spend much more time in front of it and put on weight and became noticeably more selfish, sarcastic and flat-out lazy.
Posted by: circuit7 | October 30, 2008 at 01:20 PM
Honestly, reading the comments there, you'd think they were exposed to some porn instead of 2 minutes of an R rated movie. BTW, one commenter hit the nail on the head when he said that the trailers should have tipped the parents off....
Posted by: Kathybear | October 30, 2008 at 01:23 PM
Honestly, reading the comments there, you'd think they were exposed to some porn instead of 2 minutes of an R rated movie. BTW, one commenter hit the nail on the head when he said that the trailers should have tipped the parents off....
Posted by: Kathybear | October 30, 2008 at 01:23 PM
"Utahns"? Seriously? That's what they call themselves? No wonder they're so weird.
Posted by: Suzy Q | October 30, 2008 at 01:49 PM
Annie- Mormons are amazing dancers.
Posted by: Alfred | October 30, 2008 at 01:53 PM
Kathybear - absolutely right.
Suzy Q - I thought the same thing - kinda wanna yawn in the middle of that word.
Circuit7 - television ain't the baddie. I've seen just as many people turn off their brains in church as I've seen turn them off in front of the tv. Interactivity is key.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2008 at 02:04 PM
"Sex Drive" is actually allowed to be shown in Utah??!!
Posted by: Braniff | 12:51 PM on October 30, 2008
I was thinking the same thing. I had a layover at the Salt Lake City airport. You know how stores put those black boards in front of "adult magazines," only exposing the title? At the SLC airport, they covered up the bikini clad models covering Shape, Self and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.
Posted by: Merri Lee | October 30, 2008 at 02:12 PM
Could call them Utahrds like everyone else.
Posted by: Alfred | October 30, 2008 at 02:15 PM
BWAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!
Oh, sorry.
Having dealt with "utahns" quite a lot, this just tickles me no end. The mayor of one of the towns we used to take the kids to for the ultra-cool water park, shut it down completely, a couple of years ago, because the bathing suits and boys with no shirts was way more than tender "utahns" can take. The actual bodies that G-d made are offensive to them.
Oh the irony.
Posted by: Telecomdropout | October 30, 2008 at 02:21 PM
No kidding, Telecom. If you don't want to deal with something, ban it. That works. Not!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2008 at 04:10 PM
Do you think this theater will be playing "Zach and Miri Make A Porno?"
Posted by: Merri Lee | October 30, 2008 at 07:05 PM
What's the big deal? Disney has had nudity in its films for years! Donald Duck has NEVER worn pants!
Posted by: eilbeback | October 31, 2008 at 05:28 AM
Never mind: http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/zackandmiri_blog.html
Posted by: Merri Lee | October 31, 2008 at 12:07 PM