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GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
Posted by: Edna Jester | October 21, 2008 at 06:44 PM
I say charge them with trespassing and vandalism for all the grass they stomped on getting their darned ball. Personal responsibility much, Dad? Sheesh.
Posted by: Diva | October 21, 2008 at 06:46 PM
FUMBLE!!
Posted by: CJrun | October 21, 2008 at 06:59 PM
At least her parents didn't name her "Ima"..
Posted by: jon | October 21, 2008 at 07:00 PM
The woman was a cheerleader who suffers from dementia. She had just tried on her uniform when the football sailed into her yard.
When the children tried to take it back,and failed to wear striped shirts,she reacted instinctively.
Posted by: bilgewater | October 21, 2008 at 07:07 PM
Key name we're not making for of: Edna Jester.
She was kidding guys! Get a life.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 21, 2008 at 07:22 PM
I'd ask for a continuance. She'll eventually beat the charge.
Posted by: SandyEggo | October 21, 2008 at 07:31 PM
In your face, granny!
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 21, 2008 at 07:43 PM
I think she's got a self-portrait up in the attic that is aging while she doesn't... She was my neighbor when I was in 3rd grade, and wouldn't let us go into her yard to get our errant baseballs! She was 89 then, too, so that's why I'm thinking Dorian Gray here...
Posted by: frodolives | October 21, 2008 at 07:45 PM
...ongoing dispute in the neighborhood over kids' balls landing in the woman's yard. Wouldn't mind if some adults' balls would land in MY yard.... sigh!
Posted by: eilbeback | October 21, 2008 at 07:47 PM
Now, if it were a soccer ball, of course, but .....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 21, 2008 at 07:50 PM
Jester is to appear in court
would that make her the court Jester?
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 21, 2008 at 08:41 PM
I SWEAR that is the same woman that kicked my dog for crapping on her lawn in 1973. And she was 89 then! At least!
Has anyone seen her come out in the daylight?
Posted by: padraig | October 21, 2008 at 09:22 PM
And the ball remained in her possession longer than any of the Bengals have been able to hang on to it all year...
Posted by: jt | October 21, 2008 at 10:07 PM
Burn, jt!
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 21, 2008 at 10:32 PM
Everybody knows that if a ball lands in another grownup's yard--unless the grownup is related to one of the kids playing, two things happen:
1) The kid throwing/hitting/kicking the ball is penalized; and
2) The ball belongs to the grownup now. You can try meekly asking for it back but the ball is officially the property of the grownup. It's the Kid's Code.
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 22, 2008 at 08:43 AM
Frodo I SWEAR I did not read your post before I wrote mine. You know what this means, don't you? She moves around the country, house to house, faking her death every 10 years... or when people notice all the Little League teams are suddenly short of players...
Posted by: padraig | October 22, 2008 at 10:43 PM