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Deep muscle relaxation. Total escape from stress. Cold-blooded reptilians crawling over my semi-nekkid body.
I just heeby-jeebied in my chair a little bit.
Posted by: random thunking | October 22, 2008 at 09:55 AM
in her own defense, we don't hear her side....nah, she's crazy!
Posted by: insomniac | October 22, 2008 at 09:55 AM
Cold-blooded reptilians crawling over my semi-nekkid body.
*um...uh, never mind, random*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 22, 2008 at 10:01 AM
I wouldn't be so naked if I were her...there are a few places those snakes could crawl into (iykwim-aityd)(eww)
*joins random at the heeby-jeebied corner*
Posted by: Siouxie | October 22, 2008 at 10:06 AM
I'm guessing that the snakes didn't relax her as much as the heavy narcotics that she had to take before she had a a bucket o'snakes dumped on her back.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | October 22, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Big snakes do the deep massages, little ones supply a lighter touch – but all are non-venomous. This applies to non-scaled snakes as well I believe.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | October 22, 2008 at 10:11 AM
So...you're saying size does matter, Mr. Mot??? ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | October 22, 2008 at 10:15 AM
Wasn't this in an episode of Fear Factor?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | October 22, 2008 at 10:20 AM
THEY SHOULD PROBABLY NOT RUN NEWS ARTICLES ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE COMPLETELY INSANE
Okay, so then, what would they run?
Posted by: Lairbo | October 22, 2008 at 10:25 AM
Genesis, 2008 edition.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 22, 2008 at 10:27 AM
More than one is too many . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | October 22, 2008 at 10:34 AM
NTTAWWD . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | October 22, 2008 at 10:35 AM
d'oh! NTTAWWT
:-p
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | October 22, 2008 at 10:37 AM
dat's right, MKJ!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 22, 2008 at 10:45 AM
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Posted by: Dr. Jones | October 22, 2008 at 10:45 AM
I used to do volunteer work for a wildlife rehabilitator. We had a few animals (a tortoise, a couple of snakes, some raptors) that we would exhibit in public for educational and fund-raising purposes. The snakes were tame enough so that we could wrap them around our arms, over our shoulders, and so on. Men, upon seeing snakes exhibited in this way, would always say, “Cool!” and approach. Women, almost without exception, would freak/scream/run away. So I have to think that judi and BillyJim are wrong. Even a crazy or unconscious woman wouldn’t tolerate that. She’s either dead or an android.
Posted by: Ford79 | October 22, 2008 at 10:47 AM
Earplugs? Check. Noseplugs? Check. Lessee, um . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | October 22, 2008 at 10:53 AM
"Snakes on the insane???"
Posted by: frodolives | October 22, 2008 at 11:04 AM
MKJ - butt plug?
You know you wanted to say it...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 22, 2008 at 11:26 AM
What -- couldn't you get your back massaged by cuddly koala bears? Or puppies?
Posted by: larry | October 22, 2008 at 11:26 AM
Siou: Check.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | October 22, 2008 at 11:52 AM
Oh, no snakes for me, thanks.
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 22, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Sooz, size always matters, trucks, TVs, bank accounts. Need I carry on?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | October 22, 2008 at 12:42 PM
SNAKES on a DAME!!!
Posted by: Cat R | October 22, 2008 at 01:39 PM
Mot,
Big snakes and deep massage should not be used in the same sentence. It's just wrong.
Posted by: Flash | October 22, 2008 at 02:27 PM
*snork* at cat r.
Posted by: insomniac | October 22, 2008 at 05:33 PM
Those are not big snakes.
I have a friend who raises snakes and I have had a boa wrapped around me that was so big I couldn't get both hands around it's middle. It was so long that when I draped it over my shoulder it touched the ground on both sides. That snake could give a deep tissue massage.
Posted by: sheherazahde | October 22, 2008 at 06:18 PM
*snork* at cat r.
Posted by: insomniac | 05:33 PM on October 22, 2008
I'm not worthy. Thank you! *snif!* I am saving this insom snork for all posterity.
Posted by: Cat R | October 22, 2008 at 06:40 PM
larry: Puppies piss, and Koalas are worse: http://travelblog.viator.com/koalas-silent-menace-of-the-australian-bush/
The nice thing about a snake massage is that they move slowly and don't kick you or scratch you with their claws. People who don't like snakes should get treatment for reptile dysfunction.
Posted by: 444 | October 22, 2008 at 08:36 PM
snakes aren't bad... unless you're scared of them. they're cold and dry and wriggly?
ehh...still wouldn't like em on my back.
Posted by: SarcasmStar | October 22, 2008 at 10:33 PM