THEY PROMISE THERE'LL BE NO HANGING CHADS
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I don't think they'll vote for Palin. More likely for tannin'.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 31, 2008 at 05:43 PM
LAND O' LAKES ??? As in the butter and cheese company?
*yak*
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 31, 2008 at 05:46 PM
There's got to be a 'pole at the poll' joke here somewhere but not going there. ick.
Posted by: fivver | October 31, 2008 at 06:02 PM
Ewe. Sterilize the polling boothes!
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 31, 2008 at 06:04 PM
Could we implement nude voting for the electoral college?
Posted by: Meditrina | October 31, 2008 at 06:11 PM
And I don't want to brag, but early voting in my county allows you to vote at any polling place, so I went to my old (and small) high school and had NO WAIT at all! Bwahahahaha!
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 31, 2008 at 06:15 PM
That's muy caliente!
But mostly, icky.
Posted by: Siouxie, as Paris | October 31, 2008 at 06:17 PM
Question: Where do they keep their IDs?
Posted by: Siouxie, as Paris | October 31, 2008 at 06:19 PM
"Most voters who live at Caliente exercise their rights at a nearby subdivision, where clothing isn't optional."
Does that mean clothing is not an option? What's the problem? But the real question is, is this a swing district? (
LeeInquiring minds want to know...)Posted by: frodolives | October 31, 2008 at 06:25 PM
Siouxie, as Paris:
At that point, do they NEED an ID??
Voting Clerk 1: "Sir, may I see your ID?"
Voter: "I had nowhere to put it, at least nowhere that wouldn't cause people to stare..."
Voting Clerk 2: "Don't worry about it, I know who you are... ummmm, Annie told me..."
Posted by: frodolives | October 31, 2008 at 06:30 PM
Most nudists I've seen need to exercise their rights more often, IYKWIM. AND their lefts.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 31, 2008 at 06:30 PM
ID? Sure!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 31, 2008 at 06:32 PM
I was in the pool!
Posted by: Absentee | October 31, 2008 at 06:48 PM
Resort officials have floated the idea of a clothing-optional polling place by Brian Corley, Pasco County's supervisor of elections.
Yeah. That was the day they visited his office and he said, "Welcome, come on in! Please don't have a seat!"
Posted by: Danny | October 31, 2008 at 07:51 PM
Oh, yay -- more ignorant nudists inviting more ignorant nudist jokes from ignorant non-nudists.
Whether you have to wear pants or not, please don't forget to vote for the candidate who scares you least!
(Sorry. Had a bad day. Carry on.)
Posted by: WriterDude | October 31, 2008 at 08:52 PM
WD, or the candidate who sc*ews you least!!
Posted by: frodolives | October 31, 2008 at 09:02 PM
How do I write in my write-in vote?
Posted by: SW | October 31, 2008 at 09:23 PM
Palin will win hands down. Oh, wait. I thought it was vote for the candidate you'd most like to see in the nude.
Posted by: SW | October 31, 2008 at 09:24 PM
With all the early voting, on Tuesday the polls may clothe early too.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 31, 2008 at 11:16 PM
There's got to be a 'pole at the poll' joke here somewhere but not going there. ick.
Posted by: fivver | 06:02 PM on October 31, 2008
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A naked Pole walks into a poll??
nah...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 31, 2008 at 11:53 PM
I hope they don't get too confused about which lever to pull.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | November 01, 2008 at 03:37 AM
mot, that's the line i told cj to post ( i write all his best nonranting material, you know). i must have channeled you somehow.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 01, 2008 at 08:37 AM
I'm voting against the nude voting.
Posted by: Punkin | November 01, 2008 at 08:47 AM
Where do you place the "I Voted" sticker?
Posted by: Kevin in Jax | November 01, 2008 at 09:30 AM
Networks are reporting huge tan lines at some polling stations.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 01, 2008 at 09:59 AM
If your wait in line is longer than four hours, see your doctor.
Posted by: SW | November 01, 2008 at 03:30 PM
Whole 'nother meaning to the term poll watcher.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 01, 2008 at 05:14 PM
As a proud member of AANR I'll just sit back and watch the adolescent reactions to this.
Just watch what lever you pull.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 02, 2008 at 04:13 AM
You shall be tortured - tortured slowly - for that blog header, Dave.
Posted by: Sean Daily | November 03, 2008 at 03:46 PM