SECRET INGREDIENT OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Danny, who asks, "Who among us would judge a restaurant because of phlegmburgers?")
Here's another version, thanks to Siouxie.
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Yay, Siouxie got posted!!!
Oh, and Danny, also.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2008 at 04:49 PM
Tappe said she also fired another cook, 33-year-old James Ladesma, who was charged as an accomplice.
Why would you need an accomplice to spit on a hamburger and wipe the bun on your a$$?
And isn't wiping buns on your buns redundant?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 30, 2008 at 04:57 PM
I don't care about the phlemburgers. I care about the cheeseburgers.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | October 30, 2008 at 04:58 PM
Still better than tofu burgers
Posted by: Merri Lee | October 30, 2008 at 05:02 PM
Hacking loogies just ain't kosher. Although it's nearly unavoidable when saying 'Hasidic.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2008 at 05:03 PM
Annie,
You should try l'chaim.
Posted by: Danny | October 30, 2008 at 05:13 PM
But, it took a lot of ccccchhhhhutzpah, too.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2008 at 05:35 PM
Ugh! This bloghhh is getting yuchhhhy.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2008 at 05:41 PM
Boogerburger!
Posted by: Cat R | October 30, 2008 at 06:15 PM
Hmmm, don't I recall something like this from Fried Green Tomatoes? And, of course, Jesse Jackson.
Posted by: CJrun | October 30, 2008 at 06:23 PM
"Jaime is our best cook," said Andy's Landing General Manager Tiffany Tappe.
Check, please!
Posted by: Mr Death | October 30, 2008 at 07:02 PM
phlegmburger in paradise
better hope like hell the cook don't have lice
who knows what's lurking under a tomato slice
it's just a phlegmburger in paradise
i like mine with fresh penicillin
surgical mask and no nasal fillin'
a few booster shots and nothing to fear
last time we ate eat ,darn near puked for a year!
Posted by: insomniac | October 30, 2008 at 07:03 PM
Yay
Posted by: Recovering 24 Addict | October 30, 2008 at 07:08 PM
*applauds insom!*
*runs off to find parrot hat*
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 30, 2008 at 07:54 PM
*flaps fin @ insom*!
Posted by: CJrun | October 30, 2008 at 08:05 PM
Had a poli-sci teacher at Fordham who always had a bubbly fleck of spittle perched right on the tip of his lip. No one ever sat in the front row, for obvious reasons. I don't remember a thing he said - just waited for the spittle to take wing.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2008 at 08:13 PM
just waiting for the other drop to 'shoo', annie?
Posted by: insomniac | October 30, 2008 at 08:42 PM
*schnork* @ insom!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2008 at 08:44 PM
You stay classy, Texas.
Posted by: steve | October 30, 2008 at 09:33 PM
You stay classy, Texas.
Posted by: steve | October 30, 2008 at 09:33 PM
Would you like thighs with that?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2008 at 10:14 PM
Would you like thighs with that?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2008 at 10:14 PM
Huh, Annie. You went to Fordham? One of our country's truly great schools. I'm impressed. The best I could manage was UF, but in fairness, we were terrible in football, back then. I tried for the Naval Academy, but refused to cut my hair.
Because I'm an idiot.
Posted by: CJrun | October 30, 2008 at 10:55 PM
CJ - to be honest, I think it was over-rated, at least while I was there. I had a 4.0, and got into advanced classes just to keep from dying of boredom. Very little class participation - kids were like 'give me my C and get me out of here.' Transferred to SUNY Albany. Believe it or not, THAT was more of a challenge.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2008 at 11:06 PM
Some awesome teachers, though.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2008 at 11:07 PM
Double whammy for insom! Nicely played!
Posted by: Renee | October 30, 2008 at 11:26 PM
1/2 way to Vegas is Baker, Ca. Population is probably 2500, at best. But their claim to fame used to be a diner called "The Bun Boy". Next tme I stop in that town, I am so not eating there. But I hear their Prison Burgers are half off....
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 31, 2008 at 01:50 AM
*spitsnork* @ the lot of you!!!
Good morning!
*sets out platter of cinnaminum buns & pot of blog coffee*
Enjoy!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 31, 2008 at 07:11 AM
Morning, Siouxie!
*swipes cinnamimimum bun*
What kind of icing is this?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 31, 2008 at 07:19 AM
Yipes! You're up early, Annie.
G'head...it's phlegm phree ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | October 31, 2008 at 07:21 AM
Actually, I'm up late. Just getting to bed. Kinda. It's all good, though. If I can just figure out what 'it' is.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 31, 2008 at 07:24 AM
Well good nite then...sleep tight!!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 31, 2008 at 07:27 AM
thank you! Carry on. No spitting on the cinnaminions, please.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 31, 2008 at 07:30 AM
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=D8D76A7B57B6DC29BA66F3D8755B80F6?contentId=6939626&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1
I Don't know how to do a link :(
But would this be the *new* secret ingredient of the week so far?
I'm jealous, they almost never do this for us firefighters...
Posted by: Ckaiser | November 01, 2008 at 11:58 AM