PRODUCT OF THE MORNING SO FAR
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Is there a blog party and I'm the only one not there? tap, tap, tap. Is this thing on?
Posted by: Meditrina | October 28, 2008 at 09:11 AM
Two tiddies for the price of one! Just pay the extra $3.95 for shipping
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 28, 2008 at 09:12 AM
I, personally, am fond of titties bare.
Posted by: CJrun | October 28, 2008 at 09:25 AM
Maybe it's because I haven't had my coffee yet this morning...but what the heck is this thing? I love how they give you a button for purchasing, but not for more info.
Posted by: SammyD | October 28, 2008 at 09:36 AM
CJ, you can also wear it inside your jock-strap to cushion the danglies. Or, on a day like today, to keep them warm.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 28, 2008 at 10:03 AM
Could this be Victoria's secret?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 28, 2008 at 10:14 AM
Do they make a Puddy Bear?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | October 28, 2008 at 10:18 AM
And new from the makers of The Tiddy Bear... The Shiddy Bear! Say good-bye to aching pressure from sitting for hours on a hard toilet seat! If you're on and off the crapper all day like me, then you'll love The Shiddy Bear! Plus, with it's handy strap, the risk of falling off, or in, the toilet is virtually eliminated!
Watch for the companion product, Shiddy Bear Toilet Tissue! Made from 100% plush stuffed bears ground into pulp, then pressed into rolls for your comfort! The days of painful digging from wiping with your old toilet paper are over! Coming soon!
Posted by: Atticusser | October 28, 2008 at 10:47 AM
Uh-oh. Looks like The Shiddy Bear may already be in danger of patent infringement.
Posted by: Atticusser | October 28, 2008 at 10:50 AM
Baby let me be,
Your lovin' Tiddy Bear
No more strap against your neck
Just slide me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your Tiddy Bear.
On your shoulder I can rest
So your seat belt's not too tight
Or snuggle into your chest
'Cause it's not too hot or cold,
No, it's just right!
Just wanna be, your Tiddy Bear
No more strap against your neck
Just slide me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your Tiddy Bear.
Posted by: Cat R | October 28, 2008 at 11:00 AM
*Snork* @ Atticusser!
Posted by: Cat R | October 28, 2008 at 11:01 AM
Observing where some of the women placed it, it could have been named Titty Bear.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | October 28, 2008 at 11:07 AM
Holy crap! I sent this in three months ago.
Posted by: Suzy Q | October 28, 2008 at 11:52 AM
I heard their next product will be called The Cock Blocker.
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 28, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Har har! I saw this on "Ellen" last week. She had a great time saying "tiddy" over and over and over and over... All in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, of course.
Posted by: eilbeback | October 28, 2008 at 12:11 PM
And if it rips an old ladies dress it would be The Biddy Tear. All rights reserved.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | October 28, 2008 at 01:36 PM
What a great video (when it finally runs). If you right-click on the video, you can zoom it to full screen. You can even pause it for better enjoyment of all those tiddys.
Posted by: anon | October 28, 2008 at 01:45 PM
I am my wife's personal Tiddy Bear.
Posted by: Schadeboy | October 28, 2008 at 03:00 PM
I believe I can reverse engineer a regular "teddy" bear into one of these gadgets. I have a heck of a time with seat belts myself.
Posted by: Kathybear | October 28, 2008 at 10:07 PM