MOST-APPROPRIATE RESCUE-TOOL NAME EVER
The wizzer saw.
(Thanks to Marty Merzer)
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The wizzer saw.
(Thanks to Marty Merzer)
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Guess he was trying to smoke his pipe.
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 28, 2008 at 12:25 PM
Free Willy!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 28, 2008 at 12:33 PM
Oh.
My.
Gawd.
Aaaaaiiiiiiieeeieeeeee!
Posted by: eilbeback | October 28, 2008 at 12:51 PM
How did he manage to stay.. ahem...at attention the whole time? Viagra?
Posted by: Braniff | October 28, 2008 at 12:52 PM
a 73-year-old man's penis ... was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate.
I am greatful.
Also, they make 2-piece models that bolt together for just this reason. I'm sure Siouxie has a link...
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 28, 2008 at 12:59 PM
A doctor, nurses and a paramedic gathered in the Emergency Room as a firefighter — "one of the new guys" — prepared to begin the operation.
I bet the "new guy" wishes he had chosen a different career.
Posted by: Dorakay | October 28, 2008 at 01:10 PM
73 old man. "Please get this f&*king pipe off me"
Fireman. "Oh, so that's what it's called"
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | October 28, 2008 at 01:10 PM
heh! Dave said tool...
Chris? yes. I. do.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 28, 2008 at 01:17 PM
At his age, luckily, the man can claim to have no recollection of how it got there...
Posted by: jon | October 28, 2008 at 01:17 PM
*Snorks*@Meanie'n'Mot!
Posted by: CJrun | October 28, 2008 at 01:18 PM
"...typical medical procedures, such as forcing blood from one side of the penis to the other in order to pull the pipe off."
That sounds like they've got a good bit of practice at this kind of thing, and that's a little scary.
Posted by: jon | October 28, 2008 at 01:18 PM
"one inch long, one inch in diameter pipe"
Oh, the shame.
Posted by: random thunking | October 28, 2008 at 01:46 PM
Shoulda called the local moyle.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | October 28, 2008 at 01:46 PM
What, no photos??
Posted by: anon | October 28, 2008 at 01:47 PM
Not to be confused with The Whizzer . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | October 28, 2008 at 02:13 PM
No kidding, random. More like 'Whereizzit'.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 28, 2008 at 02:49 PM
73 years old and still laying pipe
Posted by: doo98 | October 28, 2008 at 04:39 PM
Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
But I don't remember how that pipe got in there.
Posted by: Grandpa Simpson | October 28, 2008 at 05:21 PM
The Whizzer? do you mean Judge Whizzer?
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 28, 2008 at 08:17 PM
I'd have thrown a bucket of water on him and locked him naked in a meat freezer for twenty minutes. Have someone stand outside and listen for that pipe to hit the floor.
So that's what it's like being 73? Hope I die before I get old.
Posted by: Alien8 | October 29, 2008 at 08:57 AM