CSI: SHELBY

Key Shocking Revelation: He had consumed alcohol prior to his arrest Wednesday, his arrest report read.

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[oneblankspace]

This hasn't been on the Blog very long ; it's only the #2 most viewed story.

[ScottMGS]

A woman who answered the phone number listed on his arrest report said she wasn't aware of the charges.

But boy is he going to hear about it when he gets home!

[Margaritaville]

I bet that turkey gets stuffed in jail.

[Punkin]

Reason #56,972,453 NOT to shop at Wal-Mart.

[queensbee]

agree wi/Punkin, and oh, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[Cat R]

I will never drink from a public water fountain again.

{{shudder}}

[CJrun]

He whipped his baster out over a water fountain? That's just gross.

[Jazzzz]

Okay......no decerning the difference between dangerous and deadly weapon. I mean, where do you draw the line? Was the "baster" (good description CJ) dangerous or deadly?....shoddy reportage.
BTW CJ...WTF is wrong with UF? they should be ahead by 60 points by now....embarassing ;-)

[Jazzzz]

Okay......no decerning the difference between dangerous and deadly weapon. I mean, where do you draw the line? Was the "baster" (good description CJ) dangerous or deadly?....shoddy reportage.
BTW CJ...WTF is wrong with UF? they should be ahead by 60 points by now....embarassing ;-)

[Jazzzz]

whoops !! I meant to add an "r", but added the entire post....so I guess I did add the "r" in a round about way.....you figure it out.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Good one, CJ. The headline should have read:

Turkey Bastes Wal-Mart Fountain.

[Margaritaville]

I bet he is a frequent turkeybaster too.

[Suzy Q]

Go UM!!

[cowhand214]

Man, he's going to be in trouble when he gets home.

[Meanie the Blue]

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could keep it in their fly.

[Ednausean]

Stupid of Walmark to invite additional law suits due to 'an attractive nuicence'

I'm not surprised, as I personally witnessed a few re enactments along New York's Fifth Avenue where a swank retailer installed a similar fountain at it's entry way on the east side of Fifth between 45th and 46th streets.

BUT It wasn't a turkey what done it . It was dogs what did it. The fountain was put there for the clientel's pets to quench their little thirsts (mostly lap dogs)

Picture in your mind,your typical fur clad matron strolling behind 'Willy' from limo to boutique ,then pausing
when her miniature Whippet 'takes a Whiz' ( Spends a penny)

Music in background : "Three Coins in the Fountain da da da da da dr".
in the water.

[Cat R]

*Mr. Carlsnork at Meanie!*

[insomniac]

lucky for him, he was arrested before he could take a drink from the urinals...

[Auds at Barking Mad]

I used to just have "never use public restrooms" on my list of things I won't do outside my house, now I guess I can add "never drink out of public water fountains" to that list as well. Even the "hover method" can't take care of that one!

Auds at Barking Mad!

[SW]

"...charged him with misdemeanor urinating in public and indecent exposure."

I wonder what you have to do to get charged with felony urinating in public.

[Wes S.]

SW, I'm guessing "felony public urination" probably involves using urination in place of the water fountain...

[insomniac]

will his lawyer accept a pee-bargain?

[SW]

Will he plead low-flow contendere?

[Loudmouth]

I get a kick out of scanning for other stories in these small town sites. Right side. "Woman arrested after deputies find man with knife stuck in neck". Tried to carve the other turkey in town.

[crossgirl]

*snork* at insom.

silly man, doesn't he know he's supposed to pee on the plants in the garden center like everyone else?

[billinbossier]

cj:

Word of warning...watch out for the cacti and succulents.

[daisymae]

snorks @ crossgirl & insom

There's a world out there I never suspected.

[Wyo Cowboy]

must be somethin' about a wally world that just brings out the best. A few weeks ago, some idiot was caught here, takin' a dump in a sack in the parkin' lot.

I know they have an "Open Parking Lot" policy, but that's takin' it just a bit too far, methinks.

[SW]

Maybe he was in a "loading and unloading zone," wyo.

[gjmokcb]

Note that Turkey was previously convicted of "assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill inflicting serious injury"? Trying to kill someone will often do that.

[Meanie the Blue]

The townfolk should consider themselves lucky that they didn't need to arrest the guy for loafing.

[Betsy]

Meanie...gross, yet snorkable.

[Meanie the Blue]

Story of my life, Betsy.....