CSI: DENTON
(Thanks to DavCat, but FIRST, THANKS TO MOE)
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October 30, 2008
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Get over it, Ken . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | October 30, 2008 at 10:53 AM
I'm sure Barbie was so impressed.
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 30, 2008 at 11:01 AM
Barbie, do you see the suspect in this line-up anywhere?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 30, 2008 at 11:10 AM
Barbie's Cream House?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 30, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Of course the only reason he moved to Denton in the first place was because he heard everything's bigger in Texas.
Imagine his disappointment...
Posted by: padraig | October 30, 2008 at 11:38 AM
Why all the fuss over another shrimp on the Barbie?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2008 at 12:05 PM
"Matt is hard!"
Posted by: Barbie | October 30, 2008 at 12:09 PM
OK, so I sent that in over 24 hours ago, same exact title. What does a guy have to do to get credit for a story?
Posted by: moe | October 30, 2008 at 12:47 PM
"Moe" than that, I guess. :)
Tons of people send in these stories. Often credit goes to the first one, or ones, or to Claire Martin (who obviously has some kind of dirt on Dave), or Walter, or to many
peepholespeople. Main thing is the stories find their rightful place here on da blog.Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2008 at 12:55 PM
CSI: DENTON
Then the officer watched as the suspect walked to the store's toy section and exposed himself twice in the Barbie Doll aisle, police say.
(Thanks to moe)
Posted by Dave on October 30, 2008 at 10:49 AM | Permalink
Posted by: Siouxie | October 30, 2008 at 12:57 PM
Yay - moe got posted!!!!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2008 at 01:53 PM
Moe walks into a blog. Blogtender says, "Why the long face?"
Moe says, "Well, I tell ya. It's like this. I send in these funny stories, and I never get credit for them. What's a guy gotta do to get some respect around here?"
Blogtender says, "Security!!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2008 at 01:58 PM
Clean up in aisle three!
*Snorks* at everyone.
Posted by: Cat R | October 30, 2008 at 03:31 PM
Moe, Moe, Moe, Curly, Curly, Curly.
Ya wanna talk about getting no respect!?!
Posted by: Larry | October 30, 2008 at 04:10 PM
You don't know the half of it.
Posted by: Shemp | October 30, 2008 at 04:11 PM
Cut it oooouuuutttt.
That's it. That's my whole persona.
And Moe has the noive to complain.
Posted by: Curly Joe | October 30, 2008 at 04:13 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love the edit!
Posted by: Merri Lee | October 30, 2008 at 06:30 PM