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Nothing like a , "large pile of vomit" to get the day really swinging. Thanks, Claire; you really need to get out more!
Posted by: Mouse Trap | October 31, 2008 at 10:26 AM
Large Pile of Vomit and A Heap of Puke - perfect together!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 31, 2008 at 10:37 AM
it was alleged vomit, folks.
Posted by: crossgirl | October 31, 2008 at 10:40 AM
Gee, I don't recall seeing that title under Edgar Allen Poe ... thought I saw a reference to his wake again.
In other local crime news ...
... an attack from a homecoming parade float.
When parade floats go bad.
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | October 31, 2008 at 10:40 AM
*wonders what happened to the half dozen posts*
THUNDER CATS!?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | October 31, 2008 at 10:44 AM
...whoops, they're back ...
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | October 31, 2008 at 10:44 AM
Toyota Tacoma? But she bought a Buick!
Posted by: CJrun | October 31, 2008 at 10:47 AM
no, it was a yaris.
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 31, 2008 at 10:54 AM
"arrested her for alleged drunken driving, driving with excessive alcohol content "
Not that I condone drunken driving, but isn't this a bit redundant? Should they have also charged her with operating a motor vehicle in an unsober manner, non-temperant vehicular control, inebriate usage of a public roadway ...... ?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 31, 2008 at 10:58 AM
A stray cow was struck and killed by a driver on Highway 82 in Thursday’s early morning hours. The wandering bovine collision caused no injuries.
Those two sentences don't really go together. It's OK though. I've got the grill fired up, and Wandering Bovine queued on the CD player.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 31, 2008 at 10:58 AM
*pukes a large pile of breakfast*
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 31, 2008 at 11:55 AM
The driver, Mario Hernandez, was arrested for ... weaving.
So now it's illegal to make a basket in Colorado?
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 31, 2008 at 04:42 PM
Good, at least someone else read about the crime epidemic happening in Colorado. It was facinating
Posted by: Ckaiser | November 01, 2008 at 12:26 PM