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October 21, 2008
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Posted by: Diva | October 21, 2008 at 06:39 PM
Soooooooo...where do the batteries go?
Posted by: Siouxie | October 21, 2008 at 06:43 PM
Nice...
So is that a banana in your pocket or just the bunker?
Posted by: kristie | October 21, 2008 at 06:49 PM
Set of two?! Well, that's hardly fair.
Posted by: CJrun | October 21, 2008 at 07:02 PM
"Ribbed for her pleasure."
Posted by: Clown Puppy | October 21, 2008 at 07:09 PM
Perfect for any banana lover
So that's what we are calling it these days...
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 21, 2008 at 07:18 PM
No more damaged, leaking banana ruining your CDs, wallet, books or papers in your bag
Don't you HATE when that happens!
And I saw "The Leaking Bananas" open for The Cars back in '81 or '82...
Posted by: frodolives | October 21, 2008 at 07:31 PM
"Designed by Paul Stremple, an architect designing for many high profile fashion companies and also a pervert."
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 21, 2008 at 07:42 PM
HA! I've had a banana bunker for YEARS! Now you have to BUY them?
Posted by: eilbeback | October 21, 2008 at 07:44 PM
I'm sorry, but wouldn't that be just a bit uncomfortable? Plus, with some counseling, I've managed to overcome the issue of "damaged, leaking banana ruining your CDs, wallet, books or papers in your bag."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 21, 2008 at 07:46 PM
Under the "shipping info" tab:
White glove deliveries will be scheduled, at your convenience, within 15 business days.
Sounds naughty.
Posted by: Cat R | October 21, 2008 at 08:43 PM
If you have a banana that has been in a bunker for more than four hours, contact a physician immediately.
Posted by: Danny | October 21, 2008 at 08:55 PM
Bunker? It nearly killed 'er!
Posted by: Cat R | October 21, 2008 at 08:56 PM
Just remember, "Don't lose your ba11s..."
Posted by: frodolives | October 21, 2008 at 09:14 PM
Lubricant is, ummmm, sold separately?
'Cause those puppies look kinda snug.
Posted by: padraig | October 21, 2008 at 09:20 PM
I am assuming this comes (heh!) in different sizes because we all know that bananas are not all the same.
Annie told me.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 21, 2008 at 09:32 PM
I just had to remind Siouxie. She had forgotten.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 21, 2008 at 09:44 PM
It's been a while since I've had to bunker a banana, Annie.
*sigh*
Posted by: Siouxie | October 21, 2008 at 09:47 PM
Probably comes in colors, too. Heh.
Posted by: Danny | October 21, 2008 at 09:49 PM
*snork* @ Clown Puppy
'acourse she likes ribs! We're talkin' Major Food Groupies here.
Posted by: fightswithpr0ns | October 21, 2008 at 09:54 PM
Which is better - banana bunkerin' or cucumber keglin'?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 21, 2008 at 09:54 PM
Sounds delicious.
Posted by: SarcasmStar | October 21, 2008 at 10:08 PM
And I am the only one bothered by who made it? MOMA???
Back to therapy
Posted by: oldmanatee | October 21, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Annie, take a ride on the wild side. Zucchini zoom-zoom.
Posted by: Cat R | October 21, 2008 at 11:00 PM
Yipes, Cat - no quick stops, ok?
(psst, Cat - saw this today and thought of you.)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 21, 2008 at 11:09 PM
Snork at Sisypuss! Kinda like this?
Posted by: Cat R | October 21, 2008 at 11:26 PM
I'm afraid those banana bunkers are going to be too small.
Posted by: Schadeboy | October 22, 2008 at 03:23 AM
Yes, but will they make it through airport security?
Posted by: Lairbo | October 22, 2008 at 09:26 AM
Made in China... aren't Chinese bananas smaller?
Posted by: Dave_no_not_THE_Dave | October 22, 2008 at 02:08 PM
We're gonna need a bigger banana.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 22, 2008 at 03:15 PM
Cucumber kegelin'? Perhaps you should head on over to Rockford, IL, for a visit to Kegel Cycles, the oldest Harley dealer, yes of the United States. Unquestionably popular with a name like that. You know, Rockford used to be the screw-cap capital of the country.
Posted by: V-Rod | October 22, 2008 at 04:16 PM
Time to curl up for a little quality time with your banana safely in the bunker for the evening.
Posted by: Davec | October 23, 2008 at 11:56 AM
I would think that this would be better than um, other bananas because:
Measures approx. 9"L x 2"W each
- Great average Banana size, can accomodate most anything.
Carry in your bag, briefcase, backpack or car
- It'll even let you drive.
Plastic 2-piece protective sleeve construction - pulls apart for easy access
- Doesn't even whimper
No more damaged, leaking banana ruining your CDs, wallet, books or papers in your bag
- Or your undies
Perfect for any banana lover
- Or lovers of the banana hammock
Designed by Paul Stremple, an architect designing for many high profile fashion companies
- Such as, Victoria$ $ecret and Frederickz of Bollywood.
Made of plastic
Hand wash only
Made in China
- By the Melamine Heavy Industries Concern
Posted by: Ckaiser | October 23, 2008 at 06:09 PM