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"All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course."
*urp*
Posted by: Siouxie | October 02, 2008 at 01:14 PM
*wonders where all the blogguys are*
Posted by: Diva | October 02, 2008 at 01:15 PM
This guy's a half-baked nut.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 02, 2008 at 01:19 PM
Diva - my guess is that they are all under their desks, curled up in a fetal position. Wait!.... Is that whimpering I hear?
Posted by: emkay | October 02, 2008 at 01:22 PM
Spaguetti & schweaty balls??
Posted by: Siouxie | October 02, 2008 at 01:22 PM
I don't think I'd want to hang around his kitchen.
Posted by: Danny | October 02, 2008 at 01:23 PM
BATTERED TESTICLES!?
*shudder*
*whimper*
Posted by: fivver | October 02, 2008 at 01:25 PM
Is the machete pic really necessary? (Guys, don't look.)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 02, 2008 at 01:26 PM
That's our Siouxie - always wanting to have her
cockcake and eat it, too.Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 02, 2008 at 01:27 PM
Annie, the machete is the
weaponinstrument (heh!) of choice when cooking with testicules.Not that I'd know anything about that.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 02, 2008 at 01:29 PM
"Erovic, 45, is self-taught in the art of testicle cuisine..."
He decided not to enroll in a testicle-cuisine degree program?
Posted by: Danny | October 02, 2008 at 01:32 PM
This guy is two balls short of a load.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 02, 2008 at 01:41 PM
--Can't type with my legs crossed that tightly!--
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 02, 2008 at 01:41 PM
That guy is one step away from canniballism.
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 02, 2008 at 01:43 PM
judi, if anyone's mind is warped enough to find amusement in a testicle cooking book, it's THAT SK!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 02, 2008 at 01:45 PM
OK, when I ordered a pizza with everything, I didn't mean .....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 02, 2008 at 01:47 PM
Siouxie, what a great idea - "The Stephen King Cookbook."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 02, 2008 at 02:16 PM
Shouldn't that be cojone bleu recipes?
Posted by: Tampa Norm | October 02, 2008 at 02:20 PM
if anyone needs me, i'll be canceling cj's christmas gift. the title led me to believe this was a cookbook for manly men.....
Posted by: crossgirl | October 02, 2008 at 02:29 PM
It's ok, crossgirl - oysters 'r' in season(ing).
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 02, 2008 at 02:33 PM
Rocky mountain ones, anyway.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 02, 2008 at 02:33 PM
If it was "that" SK, I wonder if he was doing research for a new book? I wonder what it's title might be?
"The Final Ball Dropped"?
"Great Balls Of The Fire Pit"?
"Ghost Balls Aflame"?
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 02, 2008 at 02:37 PM
He is a very sick man.
And Battered Testicles WBAGNFA Punk Band.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 02, 2008 at 03:16 PM
After reading this article, I can finally sing Beach Boys songs in the proper register...
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 02, 2008 at 03:21 PM
"Battered Testicles" WBAGNFA person who does the same trite blogjoke every dang day.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 02, 2008 at 03:47 PM
We have several pizza joints in the Philly area that serve meatball pizzas. SLICED meatballs. Thare's one famous place-Rizzo's, that when they deliver it to your door, and you lean the box to one side...thump-thump-thump. Whole meatballs. Not for me after today, though.
Posted by: WayneHere | October 02, 2008 at 04:43 PM
"Battered Testicles" is an established medical condition suffered by every guy who has ever endured a divorce. Just ask my dad (3).
Posted by: WriterDude | October 02, 2008 at 07:11 PM
Absolutely not THE SK, Judi, Siouxie, et al. To the best of my knowledge, I have never had anyone set their fingernails on fire for me.
Posted by: SteveK | October 02, 2008 at 07:13 PM
This had to go straight to my YUDU library. Erovic even shows us how to make the perfect dough for a testicle pizza.
Posted by: James A Woods | October 03, 2008 at 03:36 PM