YOUR HONOR, MAY THE DEFENDANT APPROACH THE BENCH?
No.
(Thanks to RussellMc)
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September 28, 2008
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Crappy tactic.
Posted by: WriterDude | September 28, 2008 at 03:34 PM
As long as this person is NOT sent to the Porter County Jail, which does not have the death penalty!
Posted by: frodolives | September 28, 2008 at 03:41 PM
justice may be blind, but don't mess with her sense of smell!
Posted by: insomniac | September 28, 2008 at 03:58 PM
Odor in the Court!
Posted by: Moe | September 28, 2008 at 04:18 PM
Guess he soiled his briefs too.
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 28, 2008 at 04:43 PM
The A$$ Effect?
Posted by: Cat R | September 28, 2008 at 04:44 PM
As long as this doesn't transfer to international chess... "the Fecal Defense... F3xA8... B7defecates onB2..."
Posted by: frodolives | September 28, 2008 at 09:52 PM
Prosecutor: No reButtal, Your Honor.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 28, 2008 at 09:58 PM
If I got charged with murder, I'd probably get sh*t-faced too.
Posted by: SW | September 28, 2008 at 10:15 PM
Before reading the article I thought they'd caught the Valentine butt-bandit. Then I read the article and found out it was a stupid mean version of the same guy
Posted by: Babbette | September 28, 2008 at 11:03 PM
dumba$$.
Posted by: queensbee | September 29, 2008 at 07:39 AM
Habeas feces.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 29, 2008 at 12:32 PM