'YOU MAY NOW KISS THE... LOOK OUT!'
Bride Gives Birth During Wedding
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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September 30, 2008
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I hope he's not expecting to get some nookie on the honeymoon.
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 30, 2008 at 02:20 PM
Hey! Is that a champaign fountain?
Posted by: oldmanatee | September 30, 2008 at 02:23 PM
Marg, I agree. That does put a damper on the hornymoon.
I will say this - she WAS determined to get married.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 30, 2008 at 02:24 PM
Time to cut the
cakeumbilical cord!Posted by: Cat R | September 30, 2008 at 02:29 PM
"Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"
"I do."
"Do you..."
*SPLOOSH*
"My water broke!"
"Takethiswomantobeyourlawfulweddedwifetohaveandtoholdforricherandpoorertilldeathdoyoupart?Good.Inowpronounceyoumanandwife.Youmaynowkissthebride."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | September 30, 2008 at 02:29 PM
*eeew/snork* @ oldmanatee!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 30, 2008 at 02:33 PM
Makes perfect sense, ya got the video guy and the photographer there, all the grandparents, saves everybody a trip. Good planning, I say.
Posted by: padraig | September 30, 2008 at 02:43 PM
"Oh, no, Bristol! Not now! Levi, catch that thing!
Posted by: Sarah | September 30, 2008 at 02:48 PM
*pushing baby back in*
Water?? What water? Go on, Reverend, I'm getting HITCHED & having a party!
Posted by: Emma | September 30, 2008 at 02:53 PM
I understand 'Oh Promise Me' was replaced by 'Get Me to the Church On Time!'.
Posted by: fivver | September 30, 2008 at 02:57 PM
*Sarahsnork!*
Posted by: Cat R | September 30, 2008 at 02:58 PM
*snork* @ Mrs. Palin. Not sure I'd wanna catch that bouquet.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 30, 2008 at 02:59 PM
Here Comes the Bride. And contractions every two minutes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 30, 2008 at 03:01 PM
"The bridge started giving birth in church"
Hmm. wonder if that was a covered bridge or a drawbridge.
Posted by: JayP | September 30, 2008 at 03:26 PM
That brings to mind Dave's admonition: never ask a woman if she's pregnant until you see the baby actually emerging from her body.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 30, 2008 at 03:35 PM
The Wedding Crasher?
Posted by: CJrun | September 30, 2008 at 04:42 PM
Ever actually ask a woman if she's pregnant while you see a baby actually emerging from her body? 'Cause I can pretty much guarantee you'l get the answer Bill Cosby got. She will take your lower lip and freakin' pull it up over your head. So, no, it is NEVER ever safe to ask a woman if she's pregnant. I'm nowhere near pregnant, and you're irritating me now just mentioning it.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 30, 2008 at 05:48 PM
First Comes Love.
Then Comes Marriage.
Then about 5 minutes later, the baby in the baby carriage.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | September 30, 2008 at 07:40 PM
I do? I did, already!
Posted by: Lairbo | September 30, 2008 at 08:33 PM